Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Vot Does Shporty Keep In Dat "Panic Room," Anyvays?
Dis might explain vy he spends so much time in it:
VIENNA (Reuters) - Doctors warned on Thursday that Natascha Kampusch would soon have to face the trauma of eight years in captivity after the euphoria of explaining her ordeal to a mesmerized international television audience.
The 18-year-old Austrian recounted in her first interviews with local media on Wednesday the agony, hunger and despair of being locked up by Wolfgang Priklopil in a windowless cell beneath his garage in a Vienna commuter town.
Pictures of her baby blue eyes and her bright smile went around the world and journalists rushed to praise her stamina and sturdy will. "Her Fear. Her Strength. Her Plans," headlined Kurier, Austria's most popular quality newspaper, showing a profile shot of a composed Kampusch on its front page.