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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

"White House: U.S. Safer But Not Yet Safe"

Of course not. People are going to keep dying as long as there are Muslims left alive anywhere on the planet. Duh.
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Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 11:31:00 AM) : 

Bomb Iran! Bomb Pakistan! Bomb Indonesia! Bomb Boston!

Dat ought to rid ze world of Muslims!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 11:58:00 AM) : 

Ummmmm.... Carl,

You know I live in Boston, so you should have written, 'Bomb Boston after Sporty evacuates!'

Right?

 

Anonymous karena said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 12:02:00 PM) : 

Safer than what? Baghdad? Jeez.

 

Blogger Imad said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 12:53:00 PM) : 

Sporty,

I thought you already had a panic-room/bomb-shelter in the basement of the basement of your mom's house.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 2:08:00 PM) : 

Imad,

Do I really have to explain to you that I would run out of Cheetohs before it would be safe to come out of my super-ultra deluxe panic room.

Not to mention that my mom would probably insist on sharing it with me since I've only started paying her for it.

Much easier to evacuate, don't you think? Plus, that way I can rescue my stuffed animals , too.

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Tuesday, September 05, 2006 6:21:00 PM) : 

Sporty - I will share some top-secret research we've done with you. LGF, Jeff Goldstein, and the folks over at Redstate wanted to know how long they could reasonably keep Cheetos in their own safe rooms. We did some testing and discovered that the expiration date on the bag has nothing to do with the date when Cheetos actually go bad. In fact, they never really go bad - the flavor peaks after about 13 months, then declines, but they'll never kill you. Mountain Dew has similar properties. Especially the red stuff.

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, September 06, 2006 5:31:00 AM) : 

Thank you, Karl! It's always so gratifying to know you are looking out for me as you nuke my hometown!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, September 06, 2006 11:46:00 AM) : 

Shporty?

You live in dat islamofascisthomotown???

Bet you are ein "Red" Sox fan, too!

 

Blogger Sporty said ... (Wednesday, September 06, 2006 3:57:00 PM) : 

Carl,

Not since game 6 of the 1986 World Series! I'll tell you the story sometime, but crutches were involved!

 

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