Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
The only sane columnist at the Jew York Times correctly points out that liberals LOVE "The Vagina Monologues" and it features underage fictional characters engaging in sex, but for some reason, they have a problem when Republican Mark Foley attempts to enageg in underage sex! The hypocrisy!