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Monday, October 02, 2006

Great Americans Smeared!

First, cum dis horribly lit picture of der great American advocate of concentration camps (ein subject dear to mein heart), Michelle Malkin in ein bikini, vich of course ve all knows she neffer wears, preferring to bathe in der burqa:Dis must be ein fake like der Dan Rather docooments.

Next, ve haff Representative Mark Foley, a true blue Republican who hast shtood up for little boys, trying to protect dem from e-mails und instant messages like dese:
Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM.

Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM.

Xxxxxxxxx (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?

Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have

Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice

Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that

Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha?they arent great

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning

Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running?.3 days lifting

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march

Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture

Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol?sorry

Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice

Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then

Xxxxxxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha?hopefully

Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be
or....
Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol?a bit

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow?

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep
You zee? All der poor men vuz doing vuz trying to get some help to get to sleep, zo he could vake up refreshed and ready to tackle der pages of legislation he needed to vork on! And vot concern he shows for dis poor defensely little boy, asking about his conditioning und hees sexual needs and can he help satisfy dem!
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Blogger outofcontext said ... (Monday, October 02, 2006 10:06:00 AM) : 

Malkin's head was much smaller then, no? Clear evidence that she is currently using steroids to gain a mental edge. May account for the bulging eye anger as well.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, October 02, 2006 10:56:00 AM) : 

Mein recalls dere vuz dis whole flapdoodle about her getting der plasteeque surgery. Mebbe she got more head den?

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, October 02, 2006 12:36:00 PM) : 

Keep moving - nothing to see here. 9/11!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:39:00 AM) : 

Even Matt Drudge says all Foley wanted was a little lovin'. Why did them boys have to be so cruel?

 

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