Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Dr. James Afshar graduated with a Bachelors Degree in Law Enforcement. He then earned a Masters Degrees in Public Administration and continued his graduate studies focusing on work environment safety policy and criminal justice. In 2005, he completed his post graduate studies and received a Doctorate in Engineering Management/Facilities Protection Management. Dr. Afshar is a nationally Certified Protection Professional (CPP), a designation earned after successfully passing a comprehensive examination in security management conducted by the American Society of Industrial Security (ASIS International) for security professionals worldwide. Dr. Afshar is also an active member of ASIS.
I just hope this guy banged Kathleen Turner while she was still hot.