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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Mein Kind Of Candidate!

MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform.

"It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge," said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.

Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor ? including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley ? and the words: "And less of these boobs."

Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.
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Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Tuesday, October 24, 2006 6:29:00 PM) : 

RMK must be "tied up." Usually, he would have said, "Who's the dyke?" by now.

I hope his meeting with Jeff Gannon went well.


Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said ... (Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:27:00 PM) : 

As a Kompassionate Khristian Konservative, I find this kind of low-brow campaigning beneath contempt!

Why can't candidates for office follow future NY Senator John Spencer's high-road "my opponent is as ugly as the south end of a north-moving red-assed babboon" tactic?


Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:33:00 PM) : 

She looks sort of Austrian ...


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