No Child Left Behind
|I am ordering you - pay no attention to the Foley scandal. Nothing to see here. Keep moving.|
Seriously - the terrorists are coming for you! They'll rape your wives and daughters, then blow them to smithereens! 9/11! War on Terror! 9/11! Blue dress! The liberals are coming! They'll raise your taxes! Hillary! 9/11! 9/11!
Exactly - Drudge has the right idea - it's all the pages' fault!