We Must Bomb Der Animal Kingdom!!!!!

OSLO (Reuters) - The birds and the bees may be gay, according to the world's first museum exhibition about homosexuality among animals. With documentation of gay or lesbian behavior among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures, the Oslo Natural History Museum concludes human homosexuality cannot be viewed as "unnatural." "We may have opinions on a lot of things, but one thing is clear -- homosexuality is found throughout the animal kingdom, it is not against nature," an exhibit statement said. Mein gott! Even der Mother Nature ist unnatural! Ve musat bomb Iran, Syria, Boston UND der aminal kingdom, und NOW before der liberals take back der Congress und try to make mein marry Shporty!