Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Hastert and other top House Republicans said over the weekend they knew of e-mail traffic between Foley and a 16-year-old boy, which was described to them as "over-friendly," but were not made aware of the explicit nature of messages sent to other pages.
"Overly friendly"....you zee? We needed better PR back in der day, so dat ven pipples was complaining about der ovens und gas chambers, ve could haff pointed out dat ve vere merely keeping cold, smelly pipples warm und fragrant!