Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Folks, good Christian conservative Dick Mountjoy is in a tough race against Diane Feinstein (a Jew!), a race so tough that he's in all likelihood going to lose unless instant messages from Diane Feinstein (the Jew!) propositioning young female pages are found on NewsMax and/or Drudge.
Dick Mountjoy needs our help and our money. Sure, it'll seem that you're throwing your kids' college money down a hole, but at least it'll be a conservative Christian hole!
Plus, if we can get Mountjoy in the Senate, I could easily see a Mountjoy-Woodcock presidential ticket in '08!