Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
So what's a little dunk in the water? Can you believe the liberal media are all over our hard-working Dear Vice President because he wants to use fraternity pranks to gently question suspected terrorists? Unbelievable.
Thankfully, Fox New correspondent and White House Press Secretary Tony Snow explained clearly and succinctly what the Veep meant. Watch it: