Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
President Bush celebrated Saddam Hussein's death sentence as a victory for ``Iraq's young democracy'' and U.S. security, taking a break from an election campaign in which Republicans are suffering from public discontent with the Iraq war.
White House spokesman Tony Snow decried as ``absolutely crazy'' any notion that Sunday's end to Saddam's nine-month trial was timed to produce positive news on the divisive, unpopular war two days before Americans vote. The United States has always denied direct involvement in the trial, though suspicions persisted throughout the proceedings.
With their leader lynched, surely al Qaeda will crumble! Take that, idiotarians!