Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq's president flies to Tehran this weekend to seek help halting a descent into civil war but analysts say it may be too late and that in any case there is only so much Iraq's neighbors can do -- even if they want to.
Jalal Talabani's trip comes after a landmark visit to Iraq by Syria's foreign minister, and as U.S. President George W. Bush, facing anger over Iraq at home, is under pressure from his allies to enlist the help of his arch enemies, Iran and Syria.
Mustafa Alani, Iraqi security analyst at the Gulf Research Center in Dubai, said Talabani's trip smacked of desperation.
You see? You see? Even Iran cannot help, zo ve must shtay in country und take over rebuild der infrastructure und der pipples homes. Vich means Der Grupp...mein mean, der Vice President vill haff ein nice chob to come hoome to ven he leaves der governemental.