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Monday, November 13, 2006

Defend Britney Spears' Marriage!

My good conservative friend, Jon Swift, has let me know that America's Sweetheart TM, Britney Spears, has text-messaged her husband that she wants a divorce. Mr. Spears, Kevin "K-Fed" Federline, has been forced by this outrage to take the extreme step of filing for sole custody of the couple's two children. You know as well as I do that men should have nothing to do with the raising of children, so this state of affairs is unacceptable!

Fortunately, as Jon lets us know, we have an alternative to see K-Fed wearing a Snugli and baby bottle as he raps to half-empty bars: We must get Congress to pass the Defense of Britney's Marriage Act before it adjourns. Hurry! We don't have much time before the Islamofascists penetrate the House and dominate the Senate.

Contact your Senator and Congressman and let them know you want immediate action on the defense of Britney's Marriage! Contact President Bush and ask him to fly back from Crawford again just to correct this outrage. They all did it to for Terry Schiavo's family; they should do it for Britney's children!

(Ignore the Congresswomen. They are an abomination and there aren't that many of them to boot. God help you if you are represented by one of them. Amen).
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Monday, November 13, 2006 9:50:00 AM) : 

No time right now ... must.confirm.Bolton.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:51:00 AM) : 

Mein doesn't t'ink K-Fed is ein mensch, tho...

 

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Monday, April 09, 2007 12:50:00 AM) : 

Ok I love Britney all the same but this time shes gone too far. Read the story below. This is from the Official Britney Spears Site.


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