Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
LOS ANGELES - A landslide victory for California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger may offer Republicans a rare bright spot amid the gloom of US gubernatorial elections expected to see Democrats make large gains on Tuesday. A total of 36 out of the 50 US states will be choosing their highest state official in polls held alongside congressional elections, with Democrats aiming to end the night with over half of the country's governors.
Jah, when der chips are down for ein nation's pipples, dey allus look to der Germans for help...