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Friday, November 17, 2006

Dey Tried To Take Mein Out!

Der damn dirty liberals tried to take mein out of der election mit der flu, twice, but mein bounced back and am back ~~blogging~~ fighting in Iraq from mein keyboard once again!

Mein is not schared dat der Dems ~~won~~ stole der election und took over abducted der Congress. Mein is positive dat Der Fuhr...mein mean, der President will win der war in Iraq before January und bring der troops home in time for Christmas.

Wot are you going to do den, liberals? Wot are you going to whiiiiiiine about den? Huh? HAH! We win!