Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Der damn dirty liberals tried to take mein out of der election mit der flu, twice, but mein bounced back and am back blogging fighting in Iraq from mein keyboard once again!
Mein is not schared dat der Dems won stole der election und took over abducted der Congress. Mein is positive dat Der Fuhr...mein mean, der President will win der war in Iraq before January und bring der troops home in time for Christmas.
Wot are you going to do den, liberals? Wot are you going to whiiiiiiine about den? Huh? HAH! We win!