Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Baghdad police say they have found 83 bodies, some showing signs of torture, in various locations around the city in the past 36 hours.
The fresh killings came as the US said seven more US soldiers had died, and that troops had killed 13 insurgents.
The way I count it, that's 96 more terrorists who won't attack us here.
That is, unless the Democrats take control of Congress! Then, they'll reanimate themselves and kill your children at their gay weddings! (The terrorists' gay weddings. Not your children's gay weddings. If your children are having gay weddings, you didn't stone them hard enough.)