|This is awful - a fine pastoral friend of our Most Revered Leader accused of being gay, the Right Rev. Ted Haggard. I mean - c'mon! Look what his Wikipedia entry has him saying:|
"I don't operate technically with the gift of tongues, but I do pray in tongues every day in my prayer closet [a small room set aside for prayer and speaking in tongues at New Life Church]."
See, it's a prayer closet, not a closet closet! He comes out of it closer to Jesus. He doesn't come out of it to, like, come out! And the "gift of tongues"? Get your minds out of the gutter!
And you Colorado wingnuts - you'd better not let this keep you from the polls. You 14,000 members of Ted Haggard's congregation - you'd better vote even though ... nevermind. 9/11! Democrat terrorists slitting your throats in your beds! Speaker Pelosi! She'll raise your taxes! 9/11! Gays in the military! Every Democrat judge will be gay! And a Democrat! GAAAAHHHH!
UPDATE: See! This fine patriot says Pastor Ted's accuser is a liar! So there! (Of course, the Moonbats are ecstatic).