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Thursday, November 02, 2006

November Surprise! November Surprise!

OIL CITY, Pa. - Letter carriers occasionally have to deal with angry dogs or maybe even a spider's nest in a mailbox, but a mean squirrel? Barb Dougherty, a 30-year Postal Service employee, said she was attacked and bitten Monday by a squirrel while delivering mail in Oil City, about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh.

"It was a freak thing. It was traumatic," Dougherty told The Derrick in Oil City. "I saw it there on the porch, put the mail in the box and turned to walk away and it jumped on me."

The animal ran up her leg and onto her back, she said.

"I eventually got a hold of the tail and pulled it off me," Dougherty said. "No one was home at the house where I was delivering the mail, but the neighbor lady heard me screaming and came over."
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Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 11:56:00 AM) : 

Democrat squirrel judges! GAAAAHHHH!

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:06:00 PM) : 

That there squirrel sure do look tasty.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 11:32:00 AM) : 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Betty Cho, mein still has fond mammeries of your possum shtew...

 

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