Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
President Bush said Friday the United States' unsuccessful war in Vietnam three decades ago offered lessons for the American-led struggle in Iraq. "We'll succeed unless we quit," Bush said shortly after arriving in this one-time war capital.
Goddamn right! George Bush didn't quit iin Vietnam! He won the war singlehandedly! Some of you liberal pukes might be the cover story that Bush was in the National Guard in Texas and Alabama, or the even coverer cover story that he was AWOL, but goddammit, the truth was that George Bush was on super secret ops and he skullfucked Ho Chi Minh in Hanoi while Jane Fonda tongued his asshole!
George Bush took down more V.C. than gonorrhea, and don't you forget it! This boy ain't a quitter! He's a goddamned warrior poet philosopher king!