Our Permanent Majority
|It's all coming together perfectly. Our Dear Leader has helped out candidates all across this great land of ours. I smell victory!|
And wouldn't you know it, the Democrats aren't content to shut up and lose - they're trying, again and again and again, to steal the election. Well we won't stand for it. We have armies of lawyers standing by because the Democrats always run to court when they can't win elections.
So vote Republican, or else it's Speaker Pelosi, wall-to-wall investigations, and possibly jail time.