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|Republican sex scandal? Perish the thought! Haggard is a Democrat! Any photos you see of him with the Dear Leader are clever Democrat photoshop thingys. He was not in the Oval Office when the Dear Leader signed the partial birth abortion act, and Jerry Falwell is telling the truth when he says Haggard wasn't there.|
And you fundies? You'd better get your asses out and vote or its Speaker Pelosi and Democrat investigations of the Dear Leader. It'll be impeachment! Gay Democrats giving knives to terrorists so they can slit your throats in your beds! Cut and run! War on Terror! 9/11! Remember, we're the family values party! Vote Republican! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!