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Friday, November 03, 2006

Pay No Attention To This!

Republican sex scandal? Perish the thought! Haggard is a Democrat! Any photos you see of him with the Dear Leader are clever Democrat photoshop thingys. He was not in the Oval Office when the Dear Leader signed the partial birth abortion act, and Jerry Falwell is telling the truth when he says Haggard wasn't there.

And you fundies? You'd better get your asses out and vote or its Speaker Pelosi and Democrat investigations of the Dear Leader. It'll be impeachment! Gay Democrats giving knives to terrorists so they can slit your throats in your beds! Cut and run! War on Terror! 9/11! Remember, we're the family values party! Vote Republican! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 11:29:00 AM) : 

Haggard vuz on drugs! He vuz high on cryztal meff! Danger! Danger! Vill Robinson! 9/11! 9/11!!!!!

 

Blogger Tree said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 11:50:00 AM) : 

Haggard was only following orders. Yeah baby...he likes to be "ordered" around.

 

Blogger Frederick said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 12:09:00 PM) : 

Stay the course! We can't let little things like this stop Raygun's vision from coming to fruition from beyond the grave!!! Stay the course!!!11!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 12:30:00 PM) : 

Tree,

Vot are you zayink here? Dat Haggard was Merle a Cherman den most Amerikkkans?

 

Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 1:47:00 PM) : 

That there Ted is sorta purty, don't yawl think? He used to run the Good Shepherd DeGaying camp so I know he aint' guilty.

 

Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 2:25:00 PM) : 

Pay no attention to that man behind the closet door!

 

Blogger katrina said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 4:39:00 PM) : 

It's the Blowvember Surprise!

 

Anonymous tony said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 6:00:00 PM) : 

Katrina, LOL.

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 6:01:00 PM) : 

Come on, folks. Stop being such damned babies. Now, we're all adults here, and we have all gotten methed up and blown a guy or two. Then, we sober up, get a shot, and get degayed again.

Get a grip.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Saturday, November 04, 2006 3:35:00 AM) : 

Haggard read that he should turn the other cheek.

He just misunderstood the phrase, thats all.

 

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