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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Stupid liberal upstate New York cops smear fine upstanding family man Congressman John Sweeney, the bastards!

New York Daily News - Home - Sweeney: Cop came but report is a fake

CLIFTON PARK, N.Y. - Rep. John Sweeney and his wife admitted yesterday that a state trooper had to come to their home last December - but insisted that a police report describing the frightening early-morning scrap was a fake.

"The report is false. ... There was no domestic violence, and - like my wife - I would call on the state police to release the original report," Sweeney told reporters outside the home of GOP strategist Tom Slater.

I cannot understand how these state troopers would dare to lie about a fine upstanding family man like John Sweeney. Who cares if he looks like Tony Soprano and his wife told the 911 operator -- twice -- that she felt her life was in danger? Who cares?!

I mean, if the police issued a report every time I had to keep my wife in line, I'd be able to wallpaper the house.

Get it straight, liberal state troopers: the Bible says my wife is my property. And, if I want to grab my property by the neck and throw my property around my house, which is also my property, then by gum, I am gonna do it!

I call on all state troopers everywhere to resign in disgrace and then be taken to Gitmo for reprogramming.

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Blogger Carl said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:22:00 PM) : 

Mein doesn't undershtand why beating your wife ist such ein big deal...it's not like she's a schvartze, anyway! And even eef she was, dat would be OK too, so long as you didn't put her in chains first!


Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:35:00 PM) : 

Vote Republican! Or the Democrats will make Osama bin Ladin head of Homeland Security! Hillary Clinton will come and take your guns away! GAAAHHH!


Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 2:05:00 PM) : 

Maybe that there trooper came by to tell Mr. Sweeney he's doing a good job being a strong fambly man and all, smackin his wife around like a real man should. Ever think a that, stupid librual mofo press? I gess not!


Blogger Reichsminister Karl said ... (Thursday, November 02, 2006 4:36:00 PM) : 

And Democrat governors! Do you want more Democrat governors?!!?? Idiots like Bill Richardson, Mark Warner, Phil Bredesen? GAAAHHH!


Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 9:58:00 AM) : 


What disturbs me most is how cheap these troopers are about issuing reports. If you need your house wall-papered, and you go to all the trouble to fling your wife around in order to get a hunk of paper for your wall, those troopers should oblige. Good God, what lengths does one have to go to in order to get a slip of paper?


Blogger Carl said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 11:30:00 AM) : 

Betty Cho,

Den vy did you call der cops on me? I vuz only watching you shower from outzide der bushes, und you are MINE, not dat cop's!?


Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Friday, November 03, 2006 6:24:00 PM) : 

Pussey, you're right. Any paper that's been at my house or in my wife is MY PROPERTY!


Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said ... (Saturday, November 04, 2006 7:01:00 AM) : 

Richie, the name is Pursey, not Pussey, but your legal description of property seems pretty accurate. If the paper is in your house or your wife, it is yours. If it is in your wife, it may be ready to just stick on the wall for your wall papering project without having to use that stinky old glue.


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