Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
NEW YORK, Nov 6 (Reuters) - Online traders in contracts on the outcome of Tuesday's U.S. Congressional elections are putting their money on the Democrats recapturing the House of Representatives, but if their wagers are any guide, the Republicans are likely to hold on to the Senate.
On tradesports.com, an Irish online betting site, the latest prices reflect just a 25 percent chance that the Republican party will retain control of the House.
But the chances of the Republicans holding the Senate edged up a few percentage points from late last week to almost 75 percent.
"I say buy GOP now while its cheap," said one trader in a chatroom on the tradesports.com website. "I just bought a bunch," he said, referring to a contract that pays out $100 if the Republicans retain control of the Senate.
You see? Dey don't have to hold der elections anymore! Chust let der bettors tell us who should rule!