Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Democratic Gov. Tom Vilsack of Iowa took the initial step in his long-shot bid for the White House Thursday, establishing a presidential campaign committee and seeking an early jump on 2008.
Sadly, Chandler Woodcock did not become the governor of Maine. It's a sad say for those of us who love Woodcock. I hear Ted Haggard was a huge Woodcock fan, although he kept his love of Woodcock secret.
I'm also sad to report that Dick Mountjoy failed in his bid to knock off queer-loving liberal Barbara Boxer. We're doomed!