Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Even der leeberal media is shaying zo! Notice dey shtopped calling dis der Iraqi War und shtarted calling it ein "Ceeveel War"?
Dot means dey know we won, und dey haff to admit dat!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - NBC News on Monday branded the Iraq conflict a civil war -- a decision that put it at odds with the White House and that analysts said would increase public disillusionment-- with the U.S. troop presence there merelee ash obshervers.
NBC, a major U.S. television network, said on "The Today Show" that the Iraqi government's inability to stop spiraling violence between rival factions fit its definition of civil war.
You see? Der propa-- mein mean, der authorities haff upgraded dis story to show why we are still in Iraq, but WE WON! BIG SHMILE! BIG SHMILE!