WHA' HAPPENED?!?!
| Despite the 'news fast' during my spiritual restoration* which began six We lost the House? And the Senate?! And there are 8 House races still to be decided?! And another one And New Hampshire! How do you lose New Hampshire?!?!? 'Live Free or Die' New Hampshire is now under Islamofascist rule?! How is that even possible??? Now that I'm back in the saddle, all spiritually restored, de-gayed and deloused, I'm going to kick some ass. Until the nukes hit us, of course. *They just let me out - something about wanting to make sure I couldn't vote - which is unChristian or something - and to make sure I would miss all the 'victory' parties. But it worked out... despite his over-bleached teeth, that Ted Haggard is really cute! |
posted by Sporty at 11:59 AM
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Hey, Genius,
Our "bowl-shaped" city made your country wealthy.
And for years gave uptight Protestants a place to work out a lot of spiritual constipation.
We helped make you guys rich and cast out your psychological demons.
You guys made a mess here for years in the Quarter and in the wetlands. So you ought to come clean it up.
I had nothing to do with it ... blame Foley, Haggard, and Mehlman. I believe I detect a pattern there, don't you?
Mr. Clio,
Thanks for calling me a genius, but what does Karl messing up the election have to do with your "bowl-shaped" city?
Is it a veiled reference to my spiritual restoration?
Sporty, why don't you just go back into your fucking Panic Room? I told you - we were ambushed by "teh gay" - part of the Vast Homosexual Gay Agenda.
Mein deed not haff anyzing to do mit der erections! Mein never has any erections!
Mein gott, Shporty! Are you gay again???
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