Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Despite the 'news fast' during my spiritual restoration* which began six blissfully short weeks ago, I heard about the mess you have all made of the elections -- and I'm talking to you, Karl! And you, Carl!
We lost the House? And the Senate?! And there are 8 House races still to be decided?! And another one where the voter fraud was so obvious that it is under investigation?! And an Islamofascist was elected to the House?! You even lost governorships!
And New Hampshire! How do you lose New Hampshire?!?!? 'Live Free or Die' New Hampshire is now under Islamofascist rule?! How is that even possible???
Now that I'm back in the saddle, all spiritually restored, de-gayed and deloused, I'm going to kick some ass. Until the nukes hit us, of course.
*They just let me out - something about wanting to make sure I couldn't vote - which is unChristian or something - and to make sure I would miss all the 'victory' parties. But it worked out... despite his over-bleached teeth, that Ted Haggard is really cute!