BBC NEWS | Africa | Somali car ban 'to stop bombers'
Somalia's weak Baidoa-based transitional government is to ban cars travelling from Islamist-held Mogadishu after two recent car bombings.
Government officials say the ban will come into effect on Tuesday.
Don't these stupid IslamoAfricans know that the free market will take care of the car bombers? After all, if they blow up all the cars, there will be no more car bombs.
It's Econ 101, people.
I mean, Jesus, if you outlaw cars, then only outlaws will own cars. Oh sure, it seems like that's already the situation in a country riddled with car bombs, but that's just what the liberal Somali press wants you to believe.
I mean, who in the hell are you going to believe, the executives at GM, or some black Muslim reporter with one arm?
I assume he has one arm, because the other was blown off in a car bombing, but that's neither here nor there.
The thing is, I see the icy grip of Hugo Chavez and his moonbat liberal brand of Communism. Chavez wants the Somalis to get rid of all the cars so he can sell more oil to America to prop up his
incredibly popular corrupt regime.
I mean, who wins a presidential election by more than 20 points? I mean, honestly, there's something wrong with a guy who gets 60 percent of the vote. That means he's not doing his job right, because to do that, you've got to alienate about two-thirds of the people and then convince that your enemies will blow them up if they vote for your opponents.
I mean, fear, torture, spying and retribution, now that's a fucking government. All this namby pamby bullshit about sharing oil revenue and programs for "the poor" is bullshit. Fuck the poor. If they had any initiative, they wouldn't be fucking poor.
And, same goes for the Somalis. If they didn't want to be blown up yb car bombs, then they'd get the fuck out of the way, or they'd take all their guns and kill all the terrorists, because surely there's a small number of them who are afraid of dying. The death penalty, if science teaches us anything, is the ultimate deterrent to a suicide bomber.
Science 101, people.
So, I demand that you loyal fascists get on the phone and call your lame duck senators and congresscritters, and you tell them that if Somalia bans cars, then you demand that they cut off diplomatic relations with Somlia and boycott the whole damn horn of Africa.
We'll see how they react to that! Ha!