Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Der Fuhr...mein mean, der President Gerald Ford, has died last night. He vuz a good man, pardoned Richard Nixon und led der vay for der re-selection of der Bush dynasty three times in five elections! Ve should only haff has such good election-rigging!
Und he vuz ein man of der pipples as evidenced by dis docoomentary: