Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Fiji was plunged into its fourth coup in 20 years today, after the military ousted the prime minister, Laisenia Qarese, and took control of the government.
The head of the army, Frank Bainimarama, appointed himself temporary president, throwing the South Pacific island state into economic and political disarray and risking international isolation from Australia, the UN and the Commonwealth.
I just hope that Fiji will help us in the fight to find Natalee Holloway. Coup-schmoo! Help us find our blonde women!
By the way, I love Bainimarama. It's been a while since he's had a hit, and I always thought he was an '80s white girl group, but I guess it was just slick production.