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Monday, December 04, 2006

Mein Ist Zo Disgraced!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German chain of shops has removed miniature wooden Santa Claus figures from its shelves and destroyed them after customers complained it looked like they were giving the stiff-armed Hitler salute that is outlawed.

Josef Lange, a spokesman for the Rossmann chain that has 1,200 outlets, told Reuters Friday the figures depicting Father Christmas with his right arm stiffly upright toward the sky and holding a sack in his left hand upset some customers.

"We were astonished by the reaction," Lange said. "It looks like he's just pointing up to the sky and we were surprised that anyone saw the so-called 'Hitler salute' in that. But we responded and had the entire inventory removed and destroyed."
Dis "War On Christmas" has got to shtop, gottdammit! What is wrong mit Santa showing his true colors und giving ein salute in der fashion dat we Germans have become accustomed to?

Mein feels we must annex der Sudetenland und Austria, und den negotiate mit Britain for der Danzig corridor, in retaliation. Next ting you know, de'll want us to sell menorahs in our shops!
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Blogger outofcontext said ... (Monday, December 04, 2006 8:39:00 AM) : 

It is not a war but a blitzkrieg. We must have Zelebrationsraum. Soon the authorities will be forcing Christian stores to paint crosses on their windows. Krystalnacht 2006. Lord, my allusions are spinning out of control. Getting dizzy...dark...aaaa...


Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, December 04, 2006 11:07:00 AM) : 

Jah, precisely!

I tink.

Mein point is, dis is FADDER CHRISTMAS, und he ist in der Fadderland!


Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, December 04, 2006 11:07:00 AM) : 

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Blogger pissed off patricia said ... (Monday, December 04, 2006 12:57:00 PM) : 

Better to fight the war on Christmas there than to have to fight it here. If we cut and run the war on Christmas they will follow us home. Let me know when we get to the mission accomplished part. I want to see Santa's bulge.


Blogger Carl said ... (Monday, December 04, 2006 1:21:00 PM) : 

Santa's bulge? Jah, he's a cholly fat old fellah...haw haw haw!


Blogger Betty Jo Goering said ... (Tuesday, December 05, 2006 12:59:00 PM) : 

I cain't believe the Hitler solute is aginst the law in Germany yawl. I had no idea. Ain't that surpression of free speach? Santa ought to be able to do whatever he damm well wants, he's a saint yawl. I am appawled.


Blogger Roman Werpachowski said ... (Saturday, December 09, 2006 4:06:00 PM) : 

Mein feels we must annex der Sudetenland und Austria, und den negotiate mit Britain for der Danzig corridor

Why do you think that *Britain* would have to agree to the Danzig corridor, not Poland?


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