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  • Brave Texas Boys Persecuted for There Patriotism!
    > Sounds so pre civil rights, huh?
    > Just a frat boy prank ...
    > You are one piece of crap. Get a clue. You have no clue you douche bag. These guys are scum just like you. Your a joke. Go back into your trailer and take a nap after watching Jerry Springer. LOSER!
    > Them's some fine looking banjo players. What's all the fuss about their doing their part to guard the border?
    > Betty Jo! Been a long time since you had me at the trailer for some possum.

    Is this a ploy to forget about paying me for that kerosene you borrowed?
    > Did dey fuck him in der ahs or de shtates?
    > Anonymous said...
    You are one piece of crap. Get a clue. You have no clue you douche bag. These guys are scum just like you. Your a joke. Go back into your trailer and take a nap after watching Jerry Springer. LOSER!


    Dis is how der liberals all argue...who let dis half-blood into ze vorld?
    > Anonymous?

    Sounds queer.
    > Lily hon, i just been busy, honest. I'll give you some kerosene this weekend after I get my disable pay.

    Anonymous sure sound angry. Yeah it must be one them hate-monger leftwing libruals. They aint' got stomach for good patriotic whuppins.
    > You are one piece of crap. Get a clue. You have no clue you douche bag. These guys are scum just like you. Your a joke. Go back into your trailer and take a nap after watching Jerry Springer. LOSER!

    And there you have the liberal mindset.
    All white people live in trailer parks and wake up just to watch Jerry Springer.
    And he said it with typical liberal eloquence too!
  • Damn, if only this guy had been a "top lieutenant"
    > He's fourteenth number six this year ... or is that the sixth number fourteen?
    > Richie, no one says a headline better 'n you do!!
    > When is it over? How many more are there? I believe reichsminister Karl is wrong, it's the ump-teenth one.
    > Al Qaeda is Arabic for "All Chiefs and no Indians."
    > Vat is der "key insurgent"? Ist he der vashroom attendant?
    > I believe this guy was chief bottle washer.

    And, thanks Betty Jo. Although I somehow feel like you're ribbing me.
  • Speak American, dammit!
    > Little Michelle is mad:
    http://malkinwatch.blogsome.com/2006/04/27/the-first-ever-malkinwatch-contest/
    > Oh sweet Jesus, I thank I'm gone have me a heart attack! Our Glorious Star Bangled Banner in Spanish! Now, that's just sacrilijous, yawl. Damm now I'm gone hafta go spit on some immigrints at the farmers market so's I can feel better.
    > Might as well try it in Spanish, very few people know the words to it in English.
    > Damn right Jesus spoke English. And that damn Mel Gibson had him speaking in Swedish or something in that movie. But this is not the first time the SSB has been sung in Spanish. Bill Dana (Jose Jimenez) used to tell the story about how he went to a baseball game and climbed up the flagpole for a good view. He was surprised and pleased when, at the beginning of the game, everybody stood up, put their hands over their hearts, looked straight at him and sang, "Jose, can you see...?"
    > Vat ist wrong mit der Anthem in Spanish? It shtarts out, "José can you see..."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nice Bush
    > I voted several times. Are there photos of Not Jenna somewhere?
    > Yeah ... let's see some NotJenna!
    > Is that young lady disrobin in public? She sure is purty but I don't agree with that kinda public display, yawl. That ain't no way for the projiny of Our President, appointed by God above, to behave. At Betty Jo's house, everbody hasta cover their bushes.
    > Mein vould like dis picture from an udder angle...
  • Oh, boo hoo
    > Who's the dyke?
    > He zhould haff shot his uncooperative beetch und married a new girlfriend...
    > Now, now, Karl, you ain't seen no dykes up in here. We don't allow thet sorta thing.

    That womin was totally in the right to buy her man some guns, yawl. What a dark day when a judge can take our weapons and beatins away. Just shameful, yawl!
    > Jah, Betty Cho...and eef ve kill der unterfraulein, det's her problem!
    > I guess she didn't read her bible very well, did she? If she had she would have known his rights and her wrongs.
    > That's what I'm sayin Pissed Off Patricia! Why cain't them judges just look to the bible for answers. There job would be so much easier and moral.
    > Amen, sister betty jo. Now's lets get back in the kitchen and whip up some food for these fine men. Tonight is my turn to get bare foot and your night to get pregnant.
  • Snowballing the liberal media
    > He's got a huge head. People with huge, swollen heads look great on T.V.
    > Let is Shnow, let it Shnow, let it Shnow!
    > Oh my that is one handsome man! I'm sort of glad they got rid of Scottie. I loved Scottie but he was too pudgy to look at with lust in my heart. Now, I like me a nice handsome newsman type like this Tony Snow.

    I'm sure gone watch them press briefins now!
    > Scottie always looked like he was afraid one of the press people was going to pull out a gun and shoot him. This guy looks like he might be a gun puller outer if things get heated.
  • Shittin' yer pants, liberal style
    > dat's a gut point, Richie! Dey should do like Terri Shitavo and crap dere Depends, jah!
    > Aww, see, if'n that kid didn't have dirty libruals stuffin him fulla fiber-crap, he wouldnta made in his dungarees. Poor librual kid. Sorry you had to deal with this rude nasty mofo greasy hair patchooli-smellin librual, Richie. I knows how you hate them!
  • They Think I'm Finished ...
    > Much applause, Mein Herr! Dat's a gut plan, jah! Und it only sherves notice to der lilly livered liberals dat ve are not irrelevant!
    > Thet there sounds like a real good plan. I sure like that Tony Snow!
  • Does WWW stand for Wenyi Wang Whiners?
    > *sigh* Und now ve haff to defend yet another zrue American, Double Plus Mal, from der ravages of der unterclassen...
    > She'll be disappeared nice and quiet like ...
    > I'm gone call that woman and tell her how to lissen up to her man and especially to the God Appointed President Bush. How dare she, yawl?
    > Give this woman John Bolton's UN representative job...
    > Dr. Wang is the lead researcher for Epoch Times NY's conveniently timed "Sujiatun Auschwitz" allegation that has since being discredited:

    http://usinfo.state.gov/xarchives/display.html?p=washfile-english&y=2006&m=April&x=20060416141157uhyggep0.5443231&t=livefeeds/wf-latest.html

    Given Dr. Wang's profession as a pathologist, and New York's recent string of grisly illegal cadaver organ harvesting cases, it's not hard to see how she put two and two together and rehashed the 1970's era anti-communist tall tale of people sentenced to vivisection.
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  • Gays and Abstinence
    > Mein t'ought dey had sex in der ahs not in der shtates?
    > Oh Carl you sure is funny! Oh I'm gone be laughin 'bout that there for a long time. Yah them gays shouldn't be havin sex in this here country. Why'nt they just go to Rio De Janero where just bout everbody is gay or at least flameboyint.
    > Latest news. Viagra, cialis

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  • Somewhere
    > This nation was founded and built by the people you seem to have a problem with, white Christians.

    In this country blacks and everyone else including you have full civil rights and are equal under the laws in the nation founded by white christians. The Christians you like to critize are the desendents of the founding fathers.

    Any incidents of blacks being oppressed or the victims of racism is ANCEDOTAL.

    Could you please explain to me why these Christians would build a government that allows blacks and everyone else to be free and equal under the law but don't want freedom and equality for Palestinians?

    Why do we support Israel with our money and military? Why are these christians rounding up Arabs and locking them away at Gitmo without due process and torturing them?

    Christians used to have wonderful Arabists at our State Department. Now there are not two people there who can even speak an Arabic language. Why? Who are the people who now run the State Department? Inquiring minds want to know.

    The Arabs are not the enemies of christians. They need to sell their oil and we need to buy it.

    Since we are constantly being told to "remember the holocaust so it never happens again, why do you think rounding up Arabs didn't result in jews taking to the streets and marching? Were they too busy worrying about blacks and scapegoating Christians?

    Please tell me what our government might do when any of these groups are in control

    White Christians?

    Jews?

    Mexicans?

    Blacks?

    I'm interested in your comments regarding these questions and you have American history at your disposal as well as Israeli, African and Mexican history.

    Would you like to see America made over in your image?
    > Barbara,

    What the fuck are you talking about??! Have you taken your med's today, darling?

    You should do so immediately! You aren't making any sense!
    > Please tell me what our government might do when any of these groups are in control

    White Christians?


    Done!
    > Christians used to have wonderful Arabists at our State Department. Now there are not two people there who can even speak an Arabic language. Why?

    Dey haff been...liqvidated.
    > Hey July. You sound real nice and conserned but I cain't even tell whose damn side yer on. You seem to like them Christians what decended from the founding fathers, but then you say you like to see blacks in charge? Are you nuts yawl? Just wonderin.
    > Betty Cho,

    Mein t'ink dat Judy Canoodle ist der misce...miscege....likes der mixing of der races, jah.
  • Hysterical Moonbats Protest Dick Cheney
    > Hey, it was Dick Fucking Cheney! You knew he was going to come out of the woods with something.
    > Just 'cause that poor man's friends face got in the way of his gun everybody givin him such a hard time. Hell, Dick looks like my grampaw before he passed away, 'cept Grampaw didn't have no teeth. Anyways, these people who don't want no war with Iran better get ready to let all the terrorists come on over and bomb the hell outa the U.S. of A. I for one don't want my trailer bombed. Do you?
    > It vuz dat untermenschen's fault for getting shot, jah. He shoult haff known better den to get in der vay of der shotgun blast!
  • Jane and Her Friends Are At It Again
    > Ve fully belief in der rights of our point of view to be heard, but not der opposition....
    > Who in their right mind wants to lissen up to librual morans indeed. They talk too damn much for one thing. And they won't lemme comment about wetbacks at there sites without makin a huge fuss. Not lettin me blog about how much I hate the ACLU, jews and brown folk is suppressin MY free speech yawl. This is why I cain't stand mofo libruals. I just CAIN'T.
  • Finally ... off to Iran
    > Eet ist about taim we taught der Towelheaden ein lesson! And den mebbe next ve can lob der nuke into Jairoosalem, and show der Juden and der Paleshtinians who ist der bossman, jah?
    > o/~ Bushland, Uber alles... o/~
    > thet there towel head deserves it alright. He sure is one uppity muslim type.
  • Brave DeLay Supporters Have Free Speech Rights Denied
    > Dat vasn't ein airhorn. Mein had bad bratvurst fer der luncheoning...*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP*!

    Der panzee liberals always haff dere hands out to grab for der treasures and der plunder, you'd t'ink dis Lampson fellow vuz a Juden, he's so greedy for dat sheat...
    > Alls I know is if I had been their, thet ol' librul mofo lady woulda got more than a little shove. I'm so sick of librul garbage! I woulda punched that bitch good and brought me a bullhorn to shout in too. Damn why aint' no one tell me bout that their protest? I'm still smartin about them damn democrats framin my Tommie then takin him down. I cain't stand the libruals, yawl. I JUST CAIN'T!
    > Betty Cho,

    Vould dis involve a lot of hair pulling und ripping of der clothes, like on Shpringer?
    > Naw Carl. I like to punch and run. Thet ol gal would only take one slug anyway. She looked pretty sissified.
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  • More Proof Hamas is Gay
    > I bet they wouldn't ban naked pictures of the Prophet Mohammad.
    > Why, do you have some?
    > Did you vant to buy some, Buddha?
    > I would if'n the Prophet Mohammad was a she. Now don't go thinking I'm sayin this 'cause I'm gay (we all know I got de-gayed). I jus like the female form, yawl and I sketch some nudies from time to time. This week, tho, alls I could find to sketch was a dead raccoon what got caught in the septic tank.

    If this here Hamas is a Gay, shouldn't we be persecutin him and takin away his rights?
  • Tom, we hardly knew ye
    > Oo0oOo0o, that's gotta smart, I feel sorry for Delay's ass!
    > A miracle like a Fox broadcasting contract. Hannity & DeLay - fair and balanced baby!
    > Ein Ode To Der Grupenfuher:

    Fare dee well, Tom DerLay. Aftar years of diligently and danke-lessly serving his donors, hist lobbyists, and histself, der former Houze mayority leadair ist leafing der United Shtates Reichst--errrr...Congress. He hasht endured one of der cruelest shmear campaigns in recent poleetical memory, ein bitte und protracted effort to paint him as a criminal simply because he broke der law!

    Und who in his position could haff done uttervise? Even a heart as Arya--pure as Tom DerLay's vuz bound to be seduzed by der corruption of Vashington, ein magical land where der shtreets are paved mit kickbacks, corruption flows like sweet vine, und lobbyists condenze on der morning grass mit der newfallen dew. Indeed, vun can hardly ride der metro dese days mitout picking up feefty tousand marks--dollars en illegal campaign contributions und defrauding an Indian casino. But dat ist not how ve should remember dis wrongfully-maligned warrior of der Party.

    Ve should remember Tom DerLay as he vuz in der end: a stalwart idealist, courageously und steadfastly fighting for der one t'ing dat mattered to heem more dan anyt'ing. Vill America effer see his like again?
    > Awwwww, Carl!! You done made me cry, thet was such beautiful sentiments their. I am so sad about Tommie's demise I went out and kilt me a nice fat squirrel so's I can drown my sorrows in some stew and Southern Comfert tonight. Damn them libruls suck. I knows they all behind this. Maybe I'll go down to the Traders Joe, and kick some mofo librul ass, so's I can feel better.
    > Betty Cho,

    Do you shtill liff by der bypass off Route 10? Mein vill be over for left-ofer deener, und some shex...und mein dink mein left mein vatch dere last veekend.
    > Um... I dint find no watch Carl. You must be mistaken. But yawl know where I lives. Don't be postin it up here else everbody will be stoppin by for stew and one little squirrel ain't make all thet much!
    > Ah, Betty Cho,

    Our Lord, Yeesus, fed der masses mit ein fishen and ein loafen der bread...Mein is shure you could service der crowds mit your beaver shtew....
  • Hamas IS in cahoots with the Left!
    > Where's the mandatory beret, clove cigarettes and look of self-loving smugness?
    > Plus he's smiling. A happy face is a dead giveaway.
    > Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
    > Dat's right, der Fuhr-- I mean, Der Preshident haff never had beards since dat schweinhunt Lincoln freed der darkies! Beards ist EVEL!
    > I'm pretty sure this guy made me a cinnamon latte the other day, and then he read me some slam poetry.
    > He look like a commie librul pinko to me thet's for sure. Well that settles it. I'm gone go down to the Starbucks on the corner and start tossin hot coffee in some belligerent, bedhead tree huggin mofos' faces. For the Lord.
    > Looks sort of like Ed Bradley ... who is yet another America hater!
    > Jah, Herr Reichminister! Or der Franco Harris fellow, dat mixed breed vut played der foosball...vat an Amerikkka hater HE vuz!
    > And now we know that there Hamas is a Gay. See why aint' I suprised? Damn mofo librual Gay. I think we ought to take away his rights so's he can know what American Freedoms is all about.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Brave Texas Boys Persecuted for There Patriotism!



These two Texan guys, Keith Robert Turner, 17, and David Henry Tuck, 18 beat up a hispanic guy who was tryin to molest some little white girl who was only 12! What's this world come to yawl? And now these brave men are being persecuted about it and will probly go to jail.

Jesus woulda wanted these fine, upstanding servants of the Lord set free and maybe that beat up hispanic guy's ass could go to jail, after all he's the molester. So these Texan white men savaged him a bit. That's the law of the land, ain't it? If they din't get this guy, lordy knows what that young hispanic woulda done. He probably just came from a protest and thought he'd stop by some white party to taunt and sing our National Anthem in spanish. What the hell is goin on in this hear country when a white man gets jail time for Saddam-izing some border jumper?

I am depressed, yawl.

Damn, if only this guy had been a "top lieutenant"



iWon News - U.S. Forces Kill a Key Insurgent in Iraq
U.S. forces killed a local al-Qaida in Iraq leader and two other insurgents in a raid north of Baghdad on Friday, and roadside bombs killed an American soldier and an Iraqi policeman, officials said.



Separately, the death toll in two days of fighting in Baqouba, 35 miles northeast of Baghdad, climbed to 58, including seven Iraqi soldiers, Maj. Gen. Ahmed al-Awad said.



U.S. forces, acting on Iraqi intelligence, raided a house where Hamid al-Takhi, the local al-Qaida in Iraq leader, and the two other insurgents were hiding just outside Samarra, 60 miles north of Baghdad, the U.S. military said.



Al-Takhi, known as the "emir" of Samarra, was gunned down while fleeing the house, and the other two militants were killed while trying to defend it with grenades, the U.S. military said.


Speak American, dammit!



courier-journal.com » The Courier-Journal » Louisville, KY
British music producer Adam Kidron says that when he came up with the idea of a Spanish-language version of the U.S. national anthem, he saw it as an ode to the millions of immigrants seeking a better life.



But in the week since Kidron announced the song - which features artists such as Wyclef Jean, hip-hop star Pitbull and Puerto Rican singers Carlos Ponce and Olga Tanon - it has been the target of a fierce backlash.



Some Internet bloggers and others are infuriated by the thought of "The Star-Spangled Banner" sung in a language other than English.


Damn right. Jesus spoke English, you goddamn immigrants!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Nice Bush

Almost A  Beaver!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Oh, boo hoo


iWon News - Justices Weigh Abuse in Woman's Defense

Keshia Dixon claimed her abusive boyfriend woke her up three years ago with a gun to her head, a punch in the face and a demand that she break the law and buy him more weapons.


Dixon was convicted of federal guns charges, and the Supreme Court considered Tuesday whether she was given a fair chance to make the case that she was under duress at the time.

Folks, the Bible says that you're supposed to buy guns for your husband. Although the article says "boyfriend," I'm sure that's just a typo, since the article also says that "Keisha" has children. If she's not married, where did they come from? Stupid liberal media.

I don't care what the law says about felons not being able to own guns, the 2nd Amendment allows that dude to join the militia. And, if he's got to punch Keisha in the face a few times to do it, well, then you can just blame Thomas Jefferson for that shit.

I'm not really sure what my point is with this post, but I think that the Supreme Court should use this case to overturn Roe v. Wade. There.


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iWon News - Fox Host to Be Named White House Spokesman

Conservative pundit Tony Snow will be named White House press secretary, Republican officials said Tuesday night, in the latest move in President Bush's effort to remake his troubled White House.

Snow is expected to be named on Wednesday.


Well, it's about time that some White House had th e courage to appoint a completely unbiased, apolitical person to this post.  Plus, Snow is neither smug nor retarded.  Not at all.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Shittin' yer pants, liberal style

So, I have this liberal lawyer "friend" who regularly stops by my fine Christian establishment to mooch my God-given coffee and steal blank CD-ROMs. Asshole.

Well, the other day, he brings his snot-nosed kid, and his snot-nosed kid has to take a shit. Now, being that he's a liberal and all, I'm surprised the kid didn't just take a shit on my Bible and then wipe his ass with the American flag, but the liberal had at least the common decency to drag the kid into the bathroom across the hall, to have his kid shit out the bean sprouts and tofu that his hippie vegan mother had been abusing him with.

But, there's a problem.

The stall is occupado.

So, the kid shits his pants, and the whiny liberal comes whining to me that someone (the janitor) was monopolizing the stall and caused his kid to shit his pants.

What the hell? Does this pinko want some nanny state to make sure that there are enough bathroom stalls in good, Christian run buildings so that little snot-nosed brats don't shit their pants?

This world is coming to an end, folks. I can't even enjoy going to work to escape the wife and kids without some whiny liberal and his shitty kid showing up to bum me out.

Why isn't Congress working on this? Shit-panted kids are my Terri Schiavo, goddammit. I demand action!

-- Richie

They Think I'm Finished ...

My 5 Point Plan (we told junior it was a "strategery")

1) Deploy guns and badges (to play to the conservative base on illegal immigration using the cloak of Homeland Security).
2) Make Wall Street happy (through tax cuts).
3) Brag more ("highlight the glimmer of success in Iraq").
4) Reclaim security issue by playing tough with Iran (on Iran, "Democrats will lose").
5) Court the press (offer Tony Snow of Fox News the job of White House press secretary - looks like he'll acccept).

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Does WWW stand for Wenyi Wang Whiners?

Over at Hufflepuff Post, Bob Cesca bemoans the treatment given to Wenyi Wang, the Chinese woman who spoke out of turn at Chinese President Hu Jintao's White House reception earlier this week.

"Your time is running out," yelled Ms. Wang. "Anything you have done will come back to you in this lifetime."

Sounds like a threat to me. No small wonder she has been charged with intimidation of a foreign official and disorderly conduct. What did she expect?

I often say that everything I ever needed to know I learned in first grade. Rule number one: raise your hand if you want to speak. Did Ms. Wang raise her hand? No -- she raised her voice.

Needless to say, if she had stayed at home making dim sum for her husband and children, none of this would have happened. For shame.

Wouldn't you all like to tell Ms. Wang what you think of her? Her phone number is 1-411-555-9848, and her email address is falungongrocks@gmail.com.

--Mal!

Monday, April 17, 2006

Gays and Abstinence

We didn't say gays couldn't have sex ... just that they couldn't have sex in the United States!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Somewhere

Somewhere, right now, a black man is doing something terrible to a white woman so that means all black people are horrible. And since Mexican immigrants, documented and undocumented, kind of look like black people, they are horrible too. Oh, and somewhere a black man is doing something terrible to a black woman, so black people don't even have the decency to make sure they do their terrible stuff to other races so I can write about it to show how rotten black people are.

Hysterical Moonbats Protest Dick Cheney


We even heard from the victim that Dick had every right to shoot him in the face with a shotgun, but now those cowardly traitors are protesting his right to protect America and Israel against a possible Islamofascist threat. Silly moonbats. Look how buff Dick is in this cartoon. How could you possibly object?

Monday, April 10, 2006

Jane and Her Friends Are At It Again

Some friend of Jane Hamsher's thinks he's discovered some tricks of the trade we've been using here at LGF and tries to make a big deal out of it.
The unbalanced approach to dealing with racist comments at LGF is glaring. Charles Johnson blocked AOL accounts due to a commonality among comments for anti-Semitic remarks. However, he brushed off valid accusations supported by hundreds of posts by a high volume of regular readers. Why?

It's his blog and he can do what he wants, that's why. Moran. Do you think he owes you and your lib friends anything? Why?

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Finally ... off to Iran

Yeah baby, we're going in. Bombs away.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Brave DeLay Supporters Have Free Speech Rights Denied

The General reports that some brave Tom DeLay supporters were interfered with by a little old lady lib who supports that upstart Nick Lampson.

Seems that Nicky wants to have the district to have some representation now that DeLay has been forced from office by gossip and lies. Something silly about 'taxation without representation'. So, Nicky called a press conference and DeLay's campaign manager thought up a great ratfuck. He just had a bunch of DeLay supporters with Tom DeLay signs get behind Lampson.

Now, the libs are whining that some little old lady lieberal got shoved and that the press couldn't hear what Nicky was saying because of one of the heros had an airhorn. I think it was the lady that was at fault.

She shouldn't have interfered with the free speech rights of those gallant Republicans. Those whiny lieberals should have thought ahead and taken the approach of our Deer Leader and issued tickets for the event, only available through some lieberal organization. Then they could have examined the bumper stickers of the cars within a 1 mile radius, pretended to be secret service and escorted the people in those cars wth suspect political messages to a back room somewhere until the event was over.

Amateurs. Don't they know this is the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Thursday, April 06, 2006

More Proof Hamas is Gay

Now they're banning naked women. No doubt Hamas-sponsored bathhouses are next.
"Bellydancing is naked women. This is not Islamic. The Egyptians come here and do it. And there are a lot of Russian bellydancers in Egypt and they come here too," said Mr Sibbah, 58, an Islamic scholar who joined the cabinet of the Hamas government installed last week.

"People do it indoors, in secret. There's lots of it," he said.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tom, we hardly knew ye

Enough bloggers have mourned your passing, Dearest Hammer, so I will not add my voice to theirs. Instead, I want to tell you a story that might give you hope in this, your darkest hour.

Growing up in Greenville, we kids had a favorite youth pastor, Pastor Rick. He, too, had a boyish face and a winning smile. All he wanted was for us to share his love of Jesus, his fear of God, and his rock hard faith. Sometimes I think he shared too much. He was a very generous man.

Then that slut Jackie Abramoff (not her real name) accused Pastor Rick of getting her pregnant. She dragged his poor name all through the mud. Before all was said and done, Pastor Rick had lost his job, his family, and even his freedom. Yes, the judge (a Democrat-appointed Jew judge) threw the book at Rick. Eighteen months for statutory rape, and he had to pay child support.

But the story has a happy ending. Our Church held bake sales and paper drives, raffles and bingo fundraisers, and we generated enough money to bribe the governor to pardon Pastor Rick. He only spent four months in prison, and he soon learned to answer to Rick again and not Sally. True, he had to wear feminine napkins forever after because of the leaking problem, but I'm sure our congregation's outpouring of love bolstered his courage, allowing him to easily deal with his incontinence and that pesky herpes problem. And the anal ringworm.

Tom, man of God that you are, I'm convinced something similarly miraculous will happen to you. God bless you, Tom.

--Mal!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Hamas IS in cahoots with the Left!

Those filthy leftists wear beards. Now Hamas policemen will be wearing beards. The islamofascist in the photo is even wearing a black turtleneck! What more proof do you need?