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  • We won!
    > Und der POLAR BEARS! Dont forget der Polar Bears!
    > And the Jews!
    > Are we back at war mit der Chews???
    > Speaker Pelosi! 9/11!
    > Bring on the Cylons!
    > I think them news sorces sometime don't git thangs right yawl. Why they call us Ethiopians? We ain't even got a United state called Ethiopia. But it sure is nice to win again. Ain't we just won in Iraq? I been away and drinkin some. What's goin on there yawl?
    > We won in Iraq years ago, Betty Jo. I don't know why those soldiers refuse to come home.
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  • Finally, We Are Winning Ein War!
    > Those ice floes get in the way of our oil tankers and rigs ... besides, aren't there plenty of polar bears in zoos? Go see those!
    > Jah! Und der Pander Bears...chust like dose guys vot chase der pages on Capitol Hill!
    > Yes, Steven Coblert will be real happy about that. But he's more scairt of Kodiack Bears than he is of big ass white bears. Just so's you know yawl.
  • Ein Great Mensch Ees Dead
    > Awwww, it's always sad when a republican dies yawl. When a democrat mofo librual dies though then I gotta go celebrate with a big ass bottle of Sothern Comfert.
    > Hay and I seen that there documentary. It was real great, first Mr. Bush moved out then Mr. Ford done move in! Hilarious yawl.
  • Merry Christmas
    > Der Jule Log! Mein vants to toast mein feets!
    > Merry Xmas yawl. I sure hate the islamofashists who don't respect our holiest hollerday. Don't yawl? I feel like we should be forcin trees on them out there in Irak and making them people in Abu Grabe decorate. That would show them people who the real God is.
  • Finally! Der Brown Pipples Start To Help Us Mit Security!
    > This will also save money if we have to sterilize them later!
    > Man that baby is lucky if'n it ain't bar-b-Qed. Why that lady do that? Or why din't she at least put some suntan lotion on it first yawl?
  • Thomas Jefferson Was Wrong!
    > I was looking out for Travel Writer related information and I have found your this post. Sorry, I have seen that isn't a perfect match. But, anyway, I am glad I have stopped by even though this isn?t a perfect match. What you have in your content is very interesting for most people.
    > War on Terror! 9/11!
    > Mein meinself hast made much many marks on der Var On Christmas. Mein hast been hiring meinself out to local groups to shatter vindows dishplaying der menorahs!
    > Mein ist t'ining dat Zelekah, vich zounds like ein Old Testicles name, ist ein shpy.
    > Wait a minute. Religious groups are fighting a War on Christmas? Have we gone back to the Puritan thing again? Why didn't I get a memo?
    > Trips stuff. Devices, reviews, services...
    > What does one wear while fighting the war on Christmas? I don't mind getting into a fight, but damn it I want to look good.

    We have already lost one soldier in this war. Yesterday the president, the holy bush boy, ended his press conference by saying, " Happy Holidays". Oh my! Such a blow to the mission.
    > PoP,

    Mein t'inks dat you can wear whatever you want, including nossing....
    > Patricia,

    You can get outfitted here!

    Merry Christmas!!
    > damn, sporty. the site didn't load so I couldn't see it. The title of the site was interesting though. ;)

    Okay, I guess I'll just wear my christmas tree camo outfit.
    > And now the mofo librual democratics are lettin some Muslim swear in on Thomas Jefferson's own Koran. I tell you people I ain't knowed 'til now that Jefferson was a terrist but he was.
  • Look Who's Ist Number One!
    > NO, it still means that Allen is an asshole. Nothing has changed. It does mean that no one will ever forget what Allen did. That's a great thing!
    > JJ Paycheck? Didn't he sing "Take This Job and Shove It?"
    > Oh, Herr McVite, I t'ought he was Peter Parker's boss!
  • What? No Rummy?
    > Mein vill sign! Mein vill sign!
    > Well, it's about time the President freed B.B. King, for Christ's sake.
    > By der vay, mein t'inks Herr McVite, Reichminister Karl, und Shporty deserve vun as vell!

    Oh...and of course, mein!
  • God smites the Democratic majority!
    > Oh I can't go there. This guy's life may be hanging by a thread. Just can't joke about something like that. I know, I know, I'm a spoil sport. It's okay, I can be worse. :)
    > Mein gott, PoP! It's chust ein Demoncrat! Vy can't you make fun of der untermenschen?????
    > pOp:

    Jesus is coming back soon, anyway, so all this political stuff won't really matter.
  • Condi uses math to get Syrians' goat!
    > That 10 degrees of wiggle room is what we call di--plo--ma--cy, cowboys...
    > Cowboys?

    Cowboys?

    Don't be throwing your Brokeback Mountain queer words around here.
    > Who ist ein cowboy? Not mein, I tell you dat! I allus wear mein uniform ven mein goes out so dat all dose udder guys in der bar know mein is NO cowboy, even if dey are!
    > Carl:

    Your leather uniform?
    > Herr McVite!

    No one wears leaser uniforms anymore, except to der bars, mitten der lederhosen!
  • Ve Must Bomb Iran!
    > Wait, do we like the jews or not?
    > Mein ist not sure, Herr McVite, so mein is keeping mein options open...
    > Der Furor over dis remark means ve can fire at Will.

    Who da hell is Will?
  • War on Christmas Dispatch: Rapine in Seattle!
    > Next t'ing you know, der Japanese will want ein memorial to der internment camps!
    > Wait, do we like the Jews or not?
  • Mein Thinks Freedom Fan Ist Indian?
    > What's a 'condom'?
    > Every sperm is sacred. This is obviously Divine intervention. The only true contraception is celibacy. or choosing dog ugly women like the Libs.

    As a God-fearing Christophile, I've often found that my religion represses the vital energy of man and renders my life quite miserable and sexless as a result of the sense of guilt which especially obsesses religious people, and makes me imagine that all my actions are sinful and can only be expiated through abstention from enjoying the pleasures of life.
    > Yes, anon, but surely God wouldn't want more Indian babies. He should make the condoms fall off Christian cocks.

    Right?
  • Evil In Near Las Vegas!!
    > Hi, I was out blogging and found your site. It certainly got my attention and interest. I was looking for Travel Marketing information and even though this isn't a perfect match I enjoyed your site. Thanks for the read!
    > Wow, you guys do get the best commenters. I bet you are all about travel marketing.

    As to the post, see what happens when Dems win elections. You know that was the cause of this. You just know it.

    In spite of this try to have a great weekend.
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  • Poisoned Former KGB Spy Was IslamoFascist!
    > Islamofascistcommieterrorismist!

    Mein gott in himmel! Dot explains it all! He was shmuggling nukes to Iran!
  • He's got it! Yeah, baby, he's got it!
    > Vot ist dat funny hat on top of his head dat makes him look like ein penis?

    Dat looks French to mein...mein ist not zo shure dis is ein gut ting, Herr McVite
    > Are you sayin that Banarama is back? I hope so, I loved them cute white girl singers. Who cares what Fiji is doin? They aint America, yawl.
    > Betty Cho! Welcome beck!

    Did der degaying work again?

    Mein likes Bananarama, mit der hot fudge sauce, und der little cherry on top...yummy!
    > Yeh that sounds right tasty there Carl. My double degaying did work thanks. Wanna go on a date hotstuff?
  • Mein Ist Zo Disgraced!
    > It is not a war but a blitzkrieg. We must have Zelebrationsraum. Soon the authorities will be forcing Christian stores to paint crosses on their windows. Krystalnacht 2006. Lord, my allusions are spinning out of control. Getting dizzy...dark...aaaa...
    > Jah, precisely!

    I tink.

    Mein point is, dis is FADDER CHRISTMAS, und he ist in der Fadderland!
    > This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
    > Better to fight the war on Christmas there than to have to fight it here. If we cut and run the war on Christmas they will follow us home. Let me know when we get to the mission accomplished part. I want to see Santa's bulge.
    > Santa's bulge? Jah, he's a cholly fat old fellah...haw haw haw!
    > I cain't believe the Hitler solute is aginst the law in Germany yawl. I had no idea. Ain't that surpression of free speach? Santa ought to be able to do whatever he damm well wants, he's a saint yawl. I am appawled.
    > Mein feels we must annex der Sudetenland und Austria, und den negotiate mit Britain for der Danzig corridor

    Why do you think that *Britain* would have to agree to the Danzig corridor, not Poland?
  • Cars don't kill people, people kill people
    > Herr McVite, Chavez owns der ESS Ess voting machine company, so now you know how he got zo many votes! All his pipples are Republicans, und he knows it, so he t'rows dere votes out der vindow und subshtitutes his own!
    > This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
    > Richie you sure tell it like it is yawl. and since I missed a Econ and Science 101 now I feel like I learnt something. IF someone tried to take my car away I'd sure throw a fit. Ain't it gone make them people even more savage than they is now yawl? You gotta wonder.
  • Friday Kitten Blogging
    > Don't try to tell me that kitty is Kitler. I done seen Kitler, and she looks more like Hitler than that there pitcher. What happened, did you lose Kitler's pitcher yawl? You ain't foolin Betty Jo.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

We won!

Not a shot was fired yet the Somali jihad was suddenly over... | World | The Observer
Their fortress fell without a shot. After just nine days of clashes in Somalia's hinterland, the Islamists who had vowed to fight to the death abandoned Mogadishu, the city they had governed since June. From having controlled most of southern and central Somalia, they were holed up yesterday in the southern port city of Kismaayo, facing annihilation by Ethiopian troops.


Not sure why this British news rag refers to the Coalition of the Willing as "Ethiopian troops," but what the hell, we won!


Whoo hoo!


First the the Somali jihadists. Next, the Cylons!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Finally, We Are Winning Ein War!

Mein hero, Shtephen Colbert, must be shpinning in his grave over dis great news!
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - With their icy Arctic habitat melting, polar bears need new protections under the Endangered Species Act, Bush administration officials said on Wednesday in a decision that raised questions about the president's skeptical stance on global warming.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service proposed that the bears, a white-furred icon of the North, be listed as "threatened" under the act. Such a listing would force government agencies to ensure they take no action that jeopardizes the animal's existence.

That in turn could pressure the government to consider tougher measures to clean up the air because most scientists believe carbon dioxide emissions cause global warming. Bush administration officials, however, indicated there would be no new curbs on oil drilling in Alaska or limits on greenhouse-gas emissions.
One species of bear down, four to go!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ein Great Mensch Ees Dead

Der Fuhr...mein mean, der President Gerald Ford, has died last night. He vuz a good man, pardoned Richard Nixon und led der vay for der re-selection of der Bush dynasty three times in five elections! Ve should only haff has such good election-rigging!

Und he vuz ein man of der pipples as evidenced by dis docoomentary:

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas

The Christian Soldiers here at Little Green Fascists wish you and yours a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. But none of those other fake holidays ... especially the Muslim terrorist ones.


Thursday, December 21, 2006

Finally! Der Brown Pipples Start To Help Us Mit Security!

LOS ANGELES, Dec 20 (Reuters Life!) - A woman sent her one-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, security officials said on Wednesday.

The woman, who spoke little English and was traveling to Mexico, put the infant in a plastic bin used to hold loose carry-on items for security scanning at the busy airport on Saturday morning.

Security screeners saw the baby as it started to pass through, pulled the bin out, and immediately sought medical assistance for the child, Transportation Security Administration spokesman Nico Melendez said.

The baby was examined at a local hospital and judged not to have received a dangerous dose of radiation.
See? Dis is reshpecting der American vays! Don't bodder mit der passports und der background checks und all dat! Shtick der brown pipples into der X ray machine und den let dem board der planes!

Mein het's off to dis voman!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Thomas Jefferson Was Wrong!


This holiday season, those nasty liberals, commies, and SecProgs have been quoting some line from Thomas Jefferson about religious tolerance:
"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson"
But here we have evidence that what your neighbors say does pick someone's pocket. And those 'someones' are the valiant religious groups fighting the War on Christmas! If we let this issue blow over, if we lie down our arms for the sake of peace, then these worthy organizations will have a much harder time raising money.

Don't let this horror happen! Keep on fighting! For the love of all that is holy, make them say, "Merry Christmas!"


Cross-posted to The War On Christmas!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Look Who's Ist Number One!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Macaca" you are number one.

The word "macaca," used by outgoing Republican Sen. George Allen of Virginia to describe a Democratic activist of Indian descent who was trailing his campaign, was named the most politically incorrect word of the year on Friday by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that studies word usage.

"The word might have changed the political balance of the U.S. Senate, since Allen's utterance (an offensive slang term for Indians from the Sub-continent) surely impacted his election bid," said the group's head, Paul JJ Payack.
So, dis means George Allen won, und dat means he can return to der Senate, und DAT means ve control der world again!

Friday, December 15, 2006

What? No Rummy?

VOA News - President Bush Awards Medal of Freedom
U.S. President George Bush awarded America's highest civilian honor to 10 men and women who have distinguished themselves in contributing to world peace, national security, and culture. VOA White House Correspondent Scott Stearns has the story.


Donald Rumsfeld wins the war in Iraq for us, and he gets no love? For shame!

I'm also disappointed that George Tenet didn't get a second medal. Phrases like "slam dunk" aren't coined every day, you know.

I'm starting a petition!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

God smites the Democratic majority!

S.D. Sen. Johnson in critical condition

Sen. Tim Johnson, D-S.D., is shown in a file photo from Jan. 7, 2006, in Sioux Falls, S.D. Johnson suffered a possible stroke Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006, and was taken to a Washington hospital, his office said. (AP Photo/Dirk Lammers, File) Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson was in critical condition early Thursday, recovering from emergency surgery overnight, a hospital official said.

Johnson suffered stroke-like symptoms Wednesday, just weeks before his party, with only a one-vote majority, was to take control of the Senate.

...

Apart from the risk to his health, Johnson's illness carried political ramifications. Democrats emerged from last month's elections with a 51-49 Senate majority. If he were forced to relinquish his seat, a replacement would be named by South Dakota's GOP Gov. Mike Rounds.

A Republican appointee would create a 50-50 tie, and allow the GOP to retain Senate control.

Happy days are here again!  Yat-ta-ta-ta-ta!

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Condi uses math to get Syrians' goat!

Interview With Sylvie Lanteaume and David Millikin of Agence France Presse
"Syria is engaged in policies that are if not 180 degrees, 170 degrees antithetical to the interests of mainstream forces in the Middle East."

-- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice


You tell 'em, Condi! Those damn Syrians with their semi-circles and their not-so-semi-circles! They make me so mad!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Ve Must Bomb Iran!

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Tuesday told delegates at an international conference questioning the Holocaust that Israel's days were numbered.

Ahmadinejad, who has sparked international outcry by referring to the killing of six million Jews in World War Two as a "myth" and calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map", launched another verbal attack on the Jewish state.

"Thanks to people's wishes and God's will the trend for the existence of the Zionist regime is downwards and this is what God has promised and what all nations want," he said.


"Just as the Soviet Union was wiped out and today does not exist, so will the Zionist regime soon be wiped out," he added.
Mein is not sure what has Pajamajohn's kneeckers in a tvist zo badly, but der time hast come to bomb Iran und make zure dat he cannot vage var on our Chewish friends!

Dot's OUR job, gottdammit!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

War on Christmas Dispatch: Rapine in Seattle!


Brave defenders of Christmas at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport were forced into a Hobon's choice this weekend: either remove Christmas trees which traditionally were placed around the terminals to brighten the travels and travails of passengers or erect an enormous Menorah to commemorate Hanukah.

What else could they do? They boxed up the trees in the dead of night and moved them to an unknown location. All because of the complaints of one man, a rabbi who was just trying to 'add some light' to the holiday. Airport officials tried to make it sound like a victory rather than a defeat:

"We decided to take the trees down because we didn't want to be exclusive," said airport spokeswoman Terri-Ann Betancourt. "We're trying to be thoughtful and respectful, and will review policies after the first of the year."
The instigator of this bloody battle tried to make it sound like the airport was overreacting, but failed:

"Everyone should have their spirit of the holiday. For many people the trees are the spirit of the holidays, and adding a menorah adds light to the season," said Bogomilsky, who works in Seattle at the regional headquarters for Chabad Lubavitch, a Jewish education foundation.

..."They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," said Bogomilsky's lawyer, Harvey Grad. "There is a concern here that the Jewish community will be portrayed as the Grinch."
Grinch indeed, Rabbi Bogomilsky, if that is your real name! Why do we need to be sensitive to people of other faiths? It's just an international airport!

Cross-posted to The War On Christmas

Friday, December 08, 2006

Mein Thinks Freedom Fan Ist Indian?

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Evil In Near Las Vegas!!

Ever since I've come out of my spiritual reconstruction, I've been especially attuned to the evil inherent in our society. It must be stamped out! That latest outrage is our government's decision to allow a Wiccan' soldier to have the Wiccan pentagram on the plaque commemorating his death. And do you think it's any coincidence that this transgression occurred right before Christmas?! I don't either!!

Isn't it enough that this evil soldier got a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star? Why does the Northern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery in Fernley, Neveda have to be desecrated?

And take a look at the soldier's wife and mother-in-law. His wife is wearing some anti-American Native American garb and the mother-in-law isn't dressed completely in black.

The evil makes me shudder!

Cross-posted on The War on Christmas

Poisoned Former KGB Spy Was IslamoFascist!

The MSM would have you believe that Alexander Litvinenko, the former KGB spy and investigative reporter, was an innocent victim of poisoning, but now we know he was hardly innocent!

Some 100 people attended Litvinenko's memorial ceremony at the Regent's Park mosque [emphasis mine---ed.] in central London, including leading Chechen separatist Akhmed Zakayev, who has been granted asylum by Britain.

One of Litvinenko's sons, aged about 20, also took part in the prayer, which was given in Arabic [emphasis mine---ed.] and English by the local imam.

The ex-KGB agent had requested a Muslim ceremony [emphasis mine---ed.] before he died.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

He's got it! Yeah, baby, he's got it!

Fiji military seizes power in bloodless coup | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited

Fiji was plunged into its fourth coup in 20 years today, after the
military ousted the prime minister, Laisenia Qarese, and took control
of the government.

Fiji's military commander Frank Bainimarama announces he has taken control of the country from the elected government.

The head of the army, Frank Bainimarama, appointed
himself temporary president, throwing the South Pacific island state
into economic and political disarray and risking international
isolation from Australia, the UN and the Commonwealth.

I just hope that Fiji will help us in the fight to find Natalee Holloway. Coup-schmoo! Help us find our blonde women!

By the way, I love Bainimarama. It's been a while since he's had a hit, and I always thought he was an '80s white girl group, but I guess it was just slick production.

Damn you, C&C!

Anyway.


Monday, December 04, 2006

Mein Ist Zo Disgraced!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German chain of shops has removed miniature wooden Santa Claus figures from its shelves and destroyed them after customers complained it looked like they were giving the stiff-armed Hitler salute that is outlawed.

Josef Lange, a spokesman for the Rossmann chain that has 1,200 outlets, told Reuters Friday the figures depicting Father Christmas with his right arm stiffly upright toward the sky and holding a sack in his left hand upset some customers.

"We were astonished by the reaction," Lange said. "It looks like he's just pointing up to the sky and we were surprised that anyone saw the so-called 'Hitler salute' in that. But we responded and had the entire inventory removed and destroyed."
Dis "War On Christmas" has got to shtop, gottdammit! What is wrong mit Santa showing his true colors und giving ein salute in der fashion dat we Germans have become accustomed to?

Mein feels we must annex der Sudetenland und Austria, und den negotiate mit Britain for der Danzig corridor, in retaliation. Next ting you know, de'll want us to sell menorahs in our shops!

Cars don't kill people, people kill people

BBC NEWS | Africa | Somali car ban 'to stop bombers'

Burning cars (Photo: Shabelle.net)Somalia's weak Baidoa-based transitional government is to ban cars travelling from Islamist-held Mogadishu after two recent car bombings.

Government officials say the ban will come into effect on Tuesday.



Don't these stupid IslamoAfricans know that the free market will take care of the car bombers? After all, if they blow up all the cars, there will be no more car bombs.

It's Econ 101, people.

I mean, Jesus, if you outlaw cars, then only outlaws will own cars. Oh sure, it seems like that's already the situation in a country riddled with car bombs, but that's just what the liberal Somali press wants you to believe.

I mean, who in the hell are you going to believe, the executives at GM, or some black Muslim reporter with one arm?

I assume he has one arm, because the other was blown off in a car bombing, but that's neither here nor there.

Chavez addresses supporters after claiming victoryThe thing is, I see the icy grip of Hugo Chavez and his moonbat liberal brand of Communism. Chavez wants the Somalis to get rid of all the cars so he can sell more oil to America to prop up his incredibly popular corrupt regime.

I mean, who wins a presidential election by more than 20 points? I mean, honestly, there's something wrong with a guy who gets 60 percent of the vote. That means he's not doing his job right, because to do that, you've got to alienate about two-thirds of the people and then convince that your enemies will blow them up if they vote for your opponents.

I mean, fear, torture, spying and retribution, now that's a fucking government. All this namby pamby bullshit about sharing oil revenue and programs for "the poor" is bullshit. Fuck the poor. If they had any initiative, they wouldn't be fucking poor.

And, same goes for the Somalis. If they didn't want to be blown up yb car bombs, then they'd get the fuck out of the way, or they'd take all their guns and kill all the terrorists, because surely there's a small number of them who are afraid of dying. The death penalty, if science teaches us anything, is the ultimate deterrent to a suicide bomber.

Science 101, people.

So, I demand that you loyal fascists get on the phone and call your lame duck senators and congresscritters, and you tell them that if Somalia bans cars, then you demand that they cut off diplomatic relations with Somlia and boycott the whole damn horn of Africa.

We'll see how they react to that! Ha!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Friday Kitten Blogging


Der shpitting image