Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
"One of the things that I've found in Congress is that most people recognize that failure would be a disaster for the United States, and in that I'm the decision-maker, I had to come up with a way forward that precluded disaster," President Bush said. "In other words, I had to think about what's likely to work. And so I worked with our military and I worked with Secretary Gates to come up with a plan that is likely to succeed. And the implementor of that plan is going to be General Petraeus."
Thank goodness The Decider has come back out of the Decide-o-Cave! Now, the war will surely be won (again)!
And this new sidekick, The Implementor, is intriguing! I wonder if he's a blunt Implementor....