Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
The officials said the cost of the [21,500] troop increase would be around $5.6 billion. An additional $1.2 billion would finance rebuilding and jobs programs with the aim of cutting down on the supply of new recruits for militias.
Dot's not too bad, only $300,000 per troops, but mein thinks ve can do eet cheaper by sending over our welfare recipients und illegal immigrants, who vould vork for minimum vage. Bet we safe at least $290,000 per troops, und could put dat into tax cuts for der wealty like mein...ve can safe even more money by zending dem to Iraq by catapultz!