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Monday, February 05, 2007

Der Terrorismists Attack Hollywood!

LOS ANGELES, Feb 3 (Reuters Life!) - A Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide who warned the furry brown Wookiee about harassing two Japanese tourists, police said on Saturday.

"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do," "Chewie" from the "Star Wars" movies said before slamming his head into the guide's forehead, the Los Angeles Times newspaper reported.

The 6-foot, 5-inch-(1.96-metre-) tall 44-year-old man was charged on Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles Police Department said.
Mein had to edit der Reuters version to fit der facts as Fox told dem.

Dis is disgusting, mein has to admit. Dat der Vookies would side mit der Islamofascisthomoterrorismists is scary! Dey are very hairy pipples und mein is scared of der hairy pipples!
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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Tuesday, February 06, 2007 10:32:00 AM) : 

Wookiees are bad news. Everybody knows that. I beat one at 3D chess once and I was lucky to escape out the cantina without losing an arm.

 

Blogger Miss Cellania said ... (Tuesday, February 06, 2007 11:53:00 AM) : 

I hear they have "certain assets". Look how tall they are!

 

Blogger Miss Cellania said ... (Tuesday, February 06, 2007 11:53:00 AM) : 

Big feet, too!

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Wednesday, February 07, 2007 11:10:00 AM) : 

Mein isn't shcared of deir big feets or any udder asset. Und neither is mein Helga!

 

Blogger Richie McWhite said ... (Thursday, February 08, 2007 1:26:00 PM) : 

Wookiees are also known to associate openly with scruffy looking nerf herders. Bad news, friends. Bad news.

 

Blogger Carl said ... (Saturday, February 10, 2007 3:36:00 PM) : 

Und deir gay friends, der ewoks!

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, February 11, 2007 12:41:00 PM) : 

So his lawyers will be using the Chewbacca defense then!

 

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