Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
If Nancy Pelosi wasn't begging for a goddamned jumbo jet, and if John Edwards would fire those Islamofascist, anti-Catholic hate-bloggers, and Ted Kennedy quit trying to pass the goddamn anti-war resolution, Anna Nicole Smith might still be alive.
In the meantime, here's a picture of a hot chick to help us mourn:
NOTE: This hot chick is NOT Anna Nicole Smith, although it could have been, if John Kerry hadn't lied about his purple hearts in Vietnam! FLIP-FLOPPER!