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Friday, March 23, 2007

Vot Vill Shtephen Colbert T'ink????

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany's youngest celebrity, Knut the polar bear cub, made his much-anticipated public debut at Berlin Zoo Friday and appeared unfazed by the media scrum surrounding his first excursion.

The three-and-a-half-month old white cub padded gingerly round his new enclosure to the gasps and sighs of onlookers.

Fortified by a breakfast of porridge, the puppy-sized cub sniffed the grass and rolled in the dust before delighting the crowds by splashing in a pond.
He's Cherman...but but...he's ein bear! But he's Cherman!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

What Ein Horrible Day!!!!!

First, dere vuz dis:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House offered on Tuesday to make President George W. Bush's senior political adviser, Karl Rove, and other officials available to congressional investigators to give unsworn testimony in the firings of U.S. attorneys.

In a letter to relevant members of Congress, White House counsel Fred Fielding made clear he was not offering them to give sworn testimony as they have requested.

"Such interviews would be private and conducted without the need for an oath, transcript, subsequent testimony or the subsequent issuance of subpoenas," Fielding wrote.
How vill he hide der truth eef he cannot swear to hees testiclemony?????

But vorse, dere's dis!
FAIRFAX, Kansas (Reuters) - President George W Bush used the backdrop of visits to struggling U.S. automakers on Tuesday to pitch his energy agenda, promoting passenger vehicles that use less or no gasoline as a way to reduce oil consumption.
But....but....but...our invastments! Mein Zaudi friends! Vot vill ve do!?!?!?!?!

But eef dat vuz not enough to shcare you dat our Presnident vuz loosing eet, take ein look at DIS!
The Cathedral of Hope in Dallas makes one Texas-sized claim that few would expect in the conservative Bible Belt state -- it says it is the world's biggest gay church.

All dat Sam's Club Degaying Soloozhun didn't work!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Ach Faderland! - Wie Bist Du Weit!

Dis makes mein...how you say, horny? for der homeland:
The "Pascha" in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above -- provided they can prove they are old enough.

"All clients need to do is show us some proof of age," said a spokesman for the brothel's managing director Armin Lobscheid. "A 'normal session' costs 50 euros with us -- and we're now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests."
Zo it vould not be "shafe und ein haircut, two bits," but just a trim...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Der Jews Haff All Der Fun!

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday.

A foreign ministry spokeswoman confirmed that the ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael, was recalled but offered no details. "The ministry sees his behavior as unbecoming of a diplomat," the spokeswoman said.

Israeli media reported that local police found Raphael in the yard of the official residence in San Salvador. The reports said he was drunk, naked, and bound and gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth and sex toys lying near him.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Mein Ist Zo Proud!

BERLIN (Reuters) - Germany, home to some 2.5 million people of Turkish descent, has started offering courses in doner kebab production as part of an initiative to train unskilled workers.

If they pass their exams, the first class of 16 students -- all of Turkish descent -- will qualify with a certificate in "Meat Processing with Doner Kebab Production Specialization" at Hamburg's Vocational School for Gastronomy and Nutrition.
Eet ees gut to see dat der shkills ve all learned back in der Faderland have udder practical applications beyond eating der shnitzel, und slicing up der occasional towelhead.

Ees dat not der yuiciest piece of meat you've ever zeen???? Look at how dat hand goes down on eet! From der t'ick root to der tapered teep, eet ees all-Cherman meat!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Libby CONVEECTED?!?!?!?!?

Oh, no, vot are vew going to do!? Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?! Vot are ve going to do?!

Mein blames Reichsminister KARL!!!!!

Monday, March 05, 2007

Terrorismist Mooses!!!!!

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.

Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said.
First eet was der squirrels!Now eet ees der mooses!


Ve MUST bomb Iran! Now!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Haw! Haw! Haw! Der Lieberals Ist Fallink Apart!

Und all because of a few fatties! HAW HAW HAW!
Sadly, No! You?re completely full of shit. The post and the follow-up attacked him for being fat. The clear implication is that being fat?rather than any of the truly noisome qualities embodied by ab Hugh?is disgusting. This means that other fat people, regardless of their political views, are right to feel as though they are being attacked. Why would it be wrong to deride him for, say, being a big faggot? Why would that be offensive to queers in general? When you insult someone on the basis of their sexual orientation, you imply that their sexual orientation is wrong and unpleasant. That means that even faggots you didn?t directly reference are being insulted.
Mein liebschen, Helga, und mein had ein gut laugh over dis slapfest! Und den ve ate der pig, und downed a keg of brau!

Dose lefties, always shticking up for dose who cannot!