Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House offered on Tuesday to make President George W. Bush's senior political adviser, Karl Rove, and other officials available to congressional investigators to give unsworn testimony in the firings of U.S. attorneys.
In a letter to relevant members of Congress, White House counsel Fred Fielding made clear he was not offering them to give sworn testimony as they have requested.
"Such interviews would be private and conducted without the need for an oath, transcript, subsequent testimony or the subsequent issuance of subpoenas," Fielding wrote.
How vill he hide der truth eef he cannot swear to hees testiclemony?????
But vorse, dere's dis!
FAIRFAX, Kansas (Reuters) - President George W Bush used the backdrop of visits to struggling U.S. automakers on Tuesday to pitch his energy agenda, promoting passenger vehicles that use less or no gasoline as a way to reduce oil consumption.
But....but....but...our invastments! Mein Zaudi friends! Vot vill ve do!?!?!?!?!
But eef dat vuz not enough to shcare you dat our Presnident vuz loosing eet, take ein look at DIS!
The Cathedral of Hope in Dallas makes one Texas-sized claim that few would expect in the conservative Bible Belt state -- it says it is the world's biggest gay church.
All dat Sam's Club Degaying Soloozhun didn't work!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!