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  • Why I Love the 'Eagles'
    > Der selfportrait ish immistakabable!
  • Islamofascist Building Opens In Britian
    > Eet looks like mein Mitzi in ein burqa vaiting for her shtormtrooper to ravage her...
  • Saturday Morning Open Thread
    > Ve must take up une collechsun!

    More hamsters! Less Choos!
    > hello
    write a letter to a great personnlitie!
    i post your letter
    marcel of France
    > SHPORTY!

    Dere's ein Choo lurking dees vebshite?????
  • Google Earth Stifles Free Expression
    > Mein fasser halped bild dat complex! Vy do zey hate Amerikkkans zo????
    > Wow theres something eerie familiar about that photo. It reminds me of something...

    I know what it is! If you stand at the back of the room and squint, one of those trees looks like Our Lord.
  • Google Supports Mexicacommunifeminislamofascists Today (Of Course)
    > Und dey are neuf years old today, too! Dat makes dem chust old enough to be in der Bush Youse program!
  • Success in Iraf!
    > Vy ist dis post shponsored by der Sarah Silverman Show?

    Isn't she a Choo?
  • Tuesday Morning Open Thread
    > Mebbe you should tempt zem out mit der pork rinds?
  • Sunday Morning Open Thread
    > Vy not shend dem to der Motel Sechs?
  • Why Didn't They Shoot Her?
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  • Terrorists Arrested in South Carolina. We need to Bomb Iran Now.
    > Der name is Megahead, not Megahed...dose Iranians can't shpell or shpeak Anglish!
  • Me
    > mein
  • Proof That Global Warming Doesn't Exist
    > JAH!

    Der sun ist moving slowly out of der earth's vay und into der sholar system!

    Dat means Bush's war on terrororismism ees vorking!
  • First They Want To Kill Our Embryos Then They Want to Kill Our Testicles
    > Mein is crossing mine legs.

    Our testimicules should be held safely in der hands by der Republican party, not dese islamofascistfeminazihomos!
  • Whacko Moonbats Increase Global Warming Which Doesn't Exist
    > Und dey decorate dem! Look at all dat varming dose colours give off! Eet's zo bright mein cant even look at eet!
  • Thursday Morning Open Thread
    > Mein zipper ist shtuck.
  • Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread
    > Zo raghead ees out, right?
  • A Hero for Massachusetts and America: Clark Billings
    > SHPORTY!

    He's ein LEEBRAL! He teached dem damned LEEBERALS at ein ART college!!!!!!!

    Haff you gone gay? Again?
  • Evil Googleantisemitislamofascists!
    > Dot eBay...vut a great space to hold ein garage sale of treasures, mein mean, heirlooms, mein fambly hast held seence der 30s und 40s...
  • Preposterous Moonbat out of California Writes a Stupid Book
    > Eet ees qvite obvious from dat cimbal dat dere vite Americans are beating off der brownshkinned illegal immigrants mit deir big vite angel vings! Ees dees guy ein idiot?

    Zimbardo...sound Chooish to mein!
  • Bill Richardson Knows Nothing About Football... Or Terrorism
    > heh heh heh...Joo said "steefer"...heh heh
  • Exactly
    > Dose leebral really are morans!
  • Now the Iraqis are Shooting Themselves in the Foot
    > Mebbe dey need to pay demselfs first, Shporty?
  • Obviously, We Need to Bomb Iran
  • A True and Noble Patriot
    > Mein t'ought dat meant she played Bridge mit dem???
  • Daily Kos Outrage
    > Jah, Shporty!
    Ve haff not been wrong in Iraq...der fects have been!

    By der vay...did you ever get degayed?
  • Sunday Morning Open Thread
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    > Listen. I'm getting tired of writing this. If you post something I disagree with, I'm going to delete it in the interest of free speech in this land of the free and home of the brave.
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    > Vy are you deleting all dese posts, Shporty? Are you saying der LGF ist attracting der morans?
  • Unglued Moonbats Victimize Dubya's Faithful
    > Well, this post serves as proof, at least, that liberals are smarter than YOU.

    Jesus, what a juvenile blog you have.

    Read a book.
    > Trusedigger, vot ist wrong mit joo? Shporty tells eet like eet ees, und you inzult heem for dat?

    In der old days, ve had vays of making you regret dat, und one day zoon under our glorious leader, ve vill again!
  • More Lies From the Lunatic Fringes of Our Great Nation
    > Der bleck men are getting angry und treatening us vite men?

    Queeck! We need to eech get several $20 beels und offer to pay zem to suck zeir Yonsons in Florida men's rooms!
  • Lunatic Moonbats Commit Child Abuse
    > Shporty,

    Vere haff you bin? Ve've meesed you at ze rallies....MEETINGS, mein mean!
  • Unglued Rabid Lamb Army Invades Our Nation's Capitol
    > Do I really have to keep repeating my comment policy. In the interest of free speech, I delete any comment which disagrees with me.

    Also, I delete comments which are nice, tolerant or otherwise supportive of the communifeminislamofascists hordes poised on our borders just waiting to swoop down on us all and steal away our freedoms.

    Is that clear.
  • At Last a Real Candidate for President
    > The announcement mentions his three brave runs for the presidency, but for some reason leaves out his heroic effort to stop Illinois from Obamafying the Senate. He should be proud of that race.
    > Absolutely. He almost won that race!
    > Mein heart goes out to Alan Keyes. What a nice vite mens.
  • Saturday Morning Open Thread
    > Sporty have you considered that the hamsters might be evil towelheads? That wuld explain so much. I am a medical man and know about these things.
    > why cant you people see that if we dunt drop the bomb on those poeple right now we wont be alive on monday morning why cant those idots in the govrnment see that is it relly gonig to be up to patriots like me to show them meet me at the vite memoral and we show them
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    > As you fritter your time away with evil hamsters our very way of life is under attack in Washington D.C. by a gathering of deranged moonbats.

    It's Saturday morning. Consider this a call to arms.
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    > I wanted to remind you all that I will delete all posts which advocate decency, tolerance and rationality.

    I do this because I believe deeply in freedom of speech.
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    > I mean it, people. If you are nice, I'm deleting you.

    Look, I even deleted myself.
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  • Looming Victory Over Ice: Kos Kids Despair
    > FINALLY! Der Danzig corridor has some use!
  • Islamocommiefeminifascists At It Again
    > Dey are slaughtering Sheiks?

    OHNO! Vere will mein get mein condoms now?!?!?!?!
  • Russians Invade America. Thanks, Moonbats.
  • Fox the Only News Worth Watching
    > Mein imagines vot Schmidt said: "Blah blah blah blah blah HATE BUSH blah blah blah blah VE SURRENDAR!"
  • Moving On to Treason
  • We're Back.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Why I Love the 'Eagles'

This is a proud member of the Gathering of Eagles and his self-portrait. Taken by wyoung15.

UPDATE: You can read about the continuing adventures of our 'Eagles' here.

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Islamofascist Building Opens In Britian

They say it's just a 'performing arts centre', but the Sage in Gateshead, England is an islamofascist building from top to bottom:

First of all, it looks like a grub and grubs are eaten by savages in Africa and Australia. And what else is savage? Islamocommunifeminifascists!


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Saturday Morning Open Thread

Can I help it if the hamsters died or went to sleep or something? I was so busy with my paranoid patriotic relatives that I forgot to feed them or something. It's lucky that kicking that box they're in worked.

I guess that's why it's called a reboot.

Anyway, I have to get Aunt Mabel outta there and then disinfect the safe room. Consider this an open thread.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Google Earth Stifles Free Expression

In the 1960's, the Navy built a perfectly fine set of buildings to house Seabees. And now, thanks to Google Earth, the Navy is planning on spending more than a half million dollars to hide the buildings from the air.


It's just those Islamofeminicommunifascists at Google thinking they can take over the world.

Google Supports Mexicacommunifeminislamofascists Today (Of Course)

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Success in Iraf!

You won't see it reported in the MSM, but things are going great in Iraf!

In The Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'

Who says Freedom isn't on the march?

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Tuesday Morning Open Thread

Can I help it if my relatives are fat? Still working on getting them out of the safe room.

Consider this an open thread. All technical problems with this site are due to deranged moonbats.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Sunday Morning Open Thread

I have relatives in from out of town and they all wanted to sleep in the safe room last night because of the immenent threat of attack. Posting is likely to be light through Monday while I work to pull them out.

Consider this an open thread.

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Friday, September 21, 2007

Why Didn't They Shoot Her?


An MIT student tried to blow up do something suspicious at Logan Airport today. She walked up to a counter with an bomb 6" long circuit board strapped pinned to her sweatshirt in plain view and connected to having nothing to do with the plastic explosive play-doh in her hand.

She said it was art.

For those of you who think this is no big deal, read this quote:

"Thankfully because she followed our instructions, she ended up in our cell instead of a morgue," Pare said. "Again, this is a serious offense ... I’m shocked and appalled that somebody would wear this type of device to an airport."

She shocked and appalled a security officer. Will he ever recover? But then it gets worse.

The activist courts released her on bail of only $750. They should have shot such a dangerous CodePink feminicommunislamist terrorist!

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Terrorists Arrested in South Carolina. We need to Bomb Iran Now.

Two Islamists, Youssef Megahed and Ahmed Mohamed, were arrested on August 4th in South Carolina. August. Fourth.

Because of the MSM, we are just hearing now about the egregious danger the Islmocommunifeminislamists pose to our very way of life.

Items confiscated from the car carrying Youssef Megahed and Ahmed Mohamed, who were arrested in Goose Creek on Aug. 4 and charged with violating explosives laws:

Three pieces of PVC piping that were filled with a mixture of potassium nitrate, corn syrup and cat box litter.

An electric drill, a box of .22-caliber cartridges, a five-gallon container partially filled with gasoline and 23 feet of safety fuse.

The police also found a video narrated by one of the terrorists showing other terrorists how to turn a remote controlled car or boat into a remote-controlled detonator! The terrorists had even posted the video on YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't have an overtly patriotic logo, they are obviously pro-terrorist sympathizers.

But it gets worse.

The terrorists were released on bail. On. Bail.

Obviously, this all mean we need to bomb Iran before the islamofeminicommunifascists end our way of life as we know it and force us all into following Sharia law.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Proof That Global Warming Doesn't Exist

Neptune's south pole is warming up because it has been getting the sun shining right on it for the past 40 years. This proves that the earth is warming because of the sun.

This image provided by NASA Wednesday Sept. 19, 2007 shows thermal images of the planet Neptune. The images were obtained with the Very Large Telescope in Chile, using an imager/spectrometer for mid-infrared wavelengths on Sept. 1 and 2, 2006. The upper left image samples temperatures near the top of Neptune's troposphere (near 100 millibar pressure, which is one-tenth the Earth atmospheric pressure at sea level). The hottest temperatures are indicated at the lower part of the image, at Neptune's south pole (see the graphic at the upper right). The lower two images, taken 6.3 hours apart, sample temperatures at higher altitudes in Neptune's stratosphere. They do show generally warmer temperatures near, but not at, the south pole. They also show a distinct warm area which can be seen in the lower left image and rotated completely around the back of the planet and returned to the earth-facing hemisphere in the lower right image. (AP Photo/VLT/ESO/NASA/JPL/Paris Observatory )

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First They Want To Kill Our Embryos Then They Want to Kill Our Testicles

Outrageous news from the world of evil crazy muslimmocommunifeminislamofascist science: they can harvest stem cells from human testicles.

NEW YORK, 20 (UPI) -- U.S. scientists said adult stem cells found in human testicles might be used in place of controversial embryonic stem cells to help fight diseases.

Weill Cornell Medical College researchers used spermatogonial progenitor stem cells, or SPCs, obtained from mice testes to form so-called multi-potent adult spermatogonial-derived stem cells. Those cells developed into endothelial cells and tissue, as well as cardiac cells, brain cells and a variety of other cell types.

Prior research used genetic manipulation to reprogram adult cells derived from connective tissue to acquire stem-cell potential, differentiating into various organ-specific tissues, the scientists said. However, that reprogramming method -- called "induced pluripotency" -- carried an increased risk of transforming into malignant cells.

"Some hurdles remain … nevertheless, it appears that these unique specialized spermatogonial cells could be an easily obtained and manipulated[emphasis added.. ed.] source of stem cells with exactly the same capability to form new tissues that we see in embryonic stem cells," said senior study author Dr. Shahin Rafii.

They say it out loud: Terrorists just want to manipulate our testicles.

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Whacko Moonbats Increase Global Warming Which Doesn't Exist

So, those crazy bonkers insane leftists are all like, "Ooh! Kum-buy-yah! End the War! Stop Global Warming (which doesn't exist)!" but then they drive to their moonbat protests and they drive in their parade of freakazoid communifeminislamofascism idiocy. They drive big, gas-guzzling busses like these. Way to prevent global warming (which doesn't exist), moonbats!

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Thursday Morning Open Thread

Still cleaning up the code. It's a good thing that I am a coding genius.

What else is going on in the world?

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread

I wanted to repeat myself again about comments. Our comments policy is to edit comments to delete any offensive terms such as "raghead". We can discuss the commiefeminislamofascists and their vast threat to our very way of life without using terms such as that. If your comment is so offensive that it cannot be fixed by editing, it will be deleted.

I take these serious steps in the name of freedom of speech.

Consider this an open thread.

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A Hero for Massachusetts and America: Clark Billings

The only sane man in Massachusetts speaks up:

"Think about it!", indeed.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Evil Googleantisemitislamofascists!

Of course Google still hasn't changed their logo for 9/11 as they do for other holidays. Fortunately, Ebay has changed their logo to one which will always remind us of the greatness of our great nation:

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Preposterous Moonbat out of California Writes a Stupid Book

I've been reading a big, thick book about good and evil because I am smarter than anyone else.

But I wasn't even halfway through the first chapter of the book, The Lucifer Effect by Philip Zimbardo, when I knew that it author was just another relativist islamocommunifeminislamofascist. It doesn't matter that he was the creator of the Stanford Prison Experiment. Ho-hum.

First of all, you can tell he's full of it since he talks about "growing up in the ghetto" and he isn't even black. Then he goes on to dissect this M. C. Escher image:

"Three psychological truths emerge from Escher's image. First the world is filled with both good and evil - was, is, will always be. Second, the barrier between good and evil is permeable and nebulous. And third, it is possible for angels to become devils and, perhaps more difficult to conceive, for devils to become angels."

Well that's just not true. Look at that image. It's obvious the angels are patriotic Americans and the devils are islamocommunifemininazis - was, is, will always be.

To add insult to injury, the guy talks about witch hunts in the middle ages and says this:

"The terrible paradox of the the Inquisition is that the ardent and often sincere desire to combat evil generated evil on a grander scale than the world had ever seen before. It ushered in the the use by State and Church of torture devices and tactics that were the ultimate perversion of any ideal of human perfection. The exquisite nature of the human mind, which can create great work of art, science, and philosophy, was perverted to engage in acts of "creative cruelty" that were designed to break the will"

Then he prattles on about people behaving differently in different situations. When something bad happens, he thinks we should ask:

"What conditions could be contributing to certain reactions? What circumstances might be involved in generating behavior? What was the situation like from the perspective of the actors?"


The guy thinks he knows something just because he took a bunch of college students, made some of them "prisoners" and made some "jailers" and then all sorts of bad stuff happened to the "prisoners". They probably deserved it.

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Bill Richardson Knows Nothing About Football... Or Terrorism

"The President has been allowed to spy on Americans without a warrant, and our U.S. Senate is letting it continue... You know something is wrong when the New England Patriots face stiffer penalties for spying on innocent Americans than Dick Cheney and George Bush."

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Monday, September 17, 2007


Valiant counter-protesters confronted hordes of raging psychotics in D.C. on Saturday with some great messaging. Here's an example:

(click to enlarge)

It's almost as good as "this" classic:

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Now the Iraqis are Shooting Themselves in the Foot

BAGHDAD - The Iraqi government said Monday that it was pulling the license of an American security firm allegedly involved in the fatal shooting of civilians during an attack on a U.S. State Department motorcade in Baghdad.

The Interior Ministry said it would prosecute any foreign contractors found to have used excessive force in the Sunday shooting. It was latest accusation against the U.S.-contracted firms that operate with little or no supervision and are widely disliked by Iraqis who resent their speeding motorcades and forceful behavior.

Interior Ministry spokesman Abdul-Karim Khalaf said eight civilians were killed and 13 were wounded when security contractors believed to be working for Blackwater USA opened fire in a predominantly Sunni neighborhood of western Baghdad.

If Blackwater doesn't provide security, who will? Also, Iraq is stifling free enterprise by shooting themselves in the foot.

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Obviously, We Need to Bomb Iran

"Iranian visitors walk on the U.S. and Israel national flags as they past pictures of the Palestinians suicide bombers, during a visit of the International Koran exhibition at Imam Khomeini grand mosque in central Tehran September 15, 2007. REUTERS/Morteza Nikoubazl"

They're not even doing it right. This is how you step on the flag:

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

A True and Noble Patriot

After all, nothing says patriotism like declaring you commit violent crimes against those you don't like.

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Daily Kos Outrage

Some Kos Kid published a diary with which I disagree, so that means Markos Moulitsas is a bad person who should be shot.

I'll pick any random diary for this post... let's just say this one.

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Sunday Morning Open Thread

I’ve been optimizing, tweaking, and refining the CSS code, so if something works strangely, refresh the page. Twice.

Then do it again. Twice. Then touch your right foot to your left elbow as you refresh the page again. Twice.

Then upgrade to a browser made in America, you moonbat. The only lunatics complaining are using that Firefox or Opera crap.

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Unglued Moonbats Victimize Dubya's Faithful

Frenzied leftists are making much of a recent study which shows that libtards allegedly have more brain activity than us. Allegedly, the study shows that islamofeminicommunifascists are also able to adapt to change more easily, also.

But look how those mentally-defective moonbat researchers biased the study:

In a simple experiment reported today in the journal Nature Neuroscience, scientists at New York University and UCLA show that political orientation is related to differences in how the brain processes information.

Previous psychological studies have found that conservatives tend to be more structured and persistent in their judgments whereas liberals are more open to new experiences. The latest study found those traits are not confined to political situations but also influence everyday decisions.

The results show "there are two cognitive styles -- a liberal style and a conservative style," said UCLA neurologist Dr. Marco Iacoboni, who was not connected to the latest research.

Participants were college students whose politics ranged from "very liberal" to "very conservative." They were instructed to tap a keyboard when an M appeared on a computer monitor and to refrain from tapping when they saw a W.

M appeared four times more frequently than W, conditioning participants to press a key in knee-jerk fashion whenever they saw a letter.

Each participant was wired to an electroencephalograph that recorded activity in the anterior cingulate cortex, the part of the brain that detects conflicts between a habitual tendency (pressing a key) and a more appropriate response (not pressing the key). Liberals had more brain activity and made fewer mistakes than conservatives when they saw a W, researchers said.

Did you catch it. Those looney researchers knew that conservatives would press the key when they saw a Dubya. They are faithful servants of our dear Leader after all.

And those mentally-screwed-up 'researchers' tried to make it sound like a bad thing that conservatives can't change course. Of courst not. Since life is just like a train track, sticking to old ways is the best course in all circumstances.

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More Lies From the Lunatic Fringes of Our Great Nation

Earlier this week, a deranged and enraged black man tried to force his way into the General Petraeus hearing. He was tackled and arrested by six or seven Capitol Police officers.

Of course, the psychotic islamocommunofemifascists started whining about "excessive force" and "civil rights violations". They shrieked that the crazed demento was a minister and that the police broke his leg. They even posted a propaganda video purporting to show him being treated by medical personnel.

But his extensive injuries didn't prevent the good 'Reverend' from attending yesterday's gathering of moonbats in Washington. And now we find out that all the cries of "I'm not resisting!" and "My leg is broken" were just more crazy leftist lies.

He just has torn ligaments.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Lunatic Moonbats Commit Child Abuse

Another image too disturbing for publication. Those raving head-case feminocommunislamofascists are now forcing their children to attend their anti-American gatherings. Look at the misery in that poor child's eyes.

UPDATE at 17:55 PM on Saturday, September 15, 2207: Not only are they perverting the innocence of childhood, but they are perverting the good name of Santa Claus as well. Is there no depth to which these psych-case feminocommunislamofascist sympathizers will not stoop in their lust for power and personal gain?

UPDATE at 21:40 PM on Saturday, September 15, 2007: And here are some other young victims of moonbat child abuse. That young boy is making that disgusting peace sign as if he thinks he knows what it means. But what does a young boy know about peace?

UPDATE at 07:14 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: And yet more innocent victims of horrific abuse committed openly, without shame, out in public. Where were the police.

UPDATE at 07:23 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: And right on schedule, CodePink gets in on the child abuse action.

UPDATE at 08:41 AM on Sunday, September 16, 2007: Right when you think the dangerously raving leftists have gone as low as they can, they go lower. It's not enough to torture children. Now they are torturing dogs. Where are those PETA nuts when you need them?

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Unglued Rabid Lamb Army Invades Our Nation's Capitol

There was another embarassing display of nuttiness in Washington D.C. today as 'thousands' of demented dementos gathered to block the path of righteousness in the Middle East. Don't they realize that under Sharia Law they wouldn't be able to assemble at all.

Fortunately, our friends the Eagles were able to gather and give the deranged leftist moonbats a lesson in civilty and goodness.

UPDATE at 17:22 PM, Saturday, September 15, 2007: I won't show you this photo because the image is too disturbing. This is what the unhinged leftists think is acceptable. Not only is his skin way too brown, but he is advertising the fact that he is rude. Silly moonbat.

UPDATE at 17:48 PM, Saturday, September 15, 2007: These screwy Kos Kids keep on forcing me to refuse to display their images since they are so disturbing. In this photo, two old women display the ravages of age. Don't they realize that you only have the right to go out in public if you are young and good looking? They have grey hair. They are disgusting.

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At Last a Real Candidate for President

Alan Keyes is stepping into the race for the Presidency. At last we have a candidate who understands that every muslim on the planet wants to viciously kill us all dead.

Or at least one of his columnists does. It's too bad his skin is so brown, but it's a start.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread

We are still having techical problems. I hear the hamsters thrashing in their box and the lights indicating they're alive are blinking all the time. I fired that nerd who told me there were no hamsters in there and I'll keep you posted on how I can make them stop making that awful noise.

In the meantime, here's an open thread.

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Looming Victory Over Ice: Kos Kids Despair

The beserk Kos Kids won't ever let you know that global warming is a good thing because they have been brainwashed by the Great Orange Satan. But here's a good thing about it: the fabled Northwest Passage is about to appear to our wondering eyes.

So much Arctic ice has melted that soon it will be possible to travel from the Atlantic to the Pacific over the top of Canada. Then we can achieve hegemony over those terrorist-coddling hosers to the North. That would improve the situation in the Middle East immeasurably and then we will be safe from terror for the rest of all time.

Oh, and we will be able to off CodePink members more easily.

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Islamocommiefeminifascists At It Again

Now the evil fanatics are threatening decent, law-abiding Iraqi leaders if they protest the slaughter of Sheik Abdul-Sattar Abu Risha.

"We will publish lists of names of the tribal figures to scandalize them in front of our blessed tribes," the statement added.

And the bonkers moonbats over at "Daily Kos" think that is just fine and dandy.

When will those rabid lambs see that the biggest threat of all time is hanging over our heads in the Middle East?

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Russians Invade America. Thanks, Moonbats.

Breaking news from a true patriot,TBogg. It looks like Russians have invaded one of the most potent symbols of our very way of life. He even has a photo.

It is tragic that those screwy CodePink feminocommuniislamofascists successfully lulled patriotic Americans into a false sense of security about the big Red Bear's intentions.

Every American worth anything will find out where this atrocity has occurred and will rush there immediately with their trusty firearms. I'll coordinate operations from my safe room in the basement.

Defend our Homeland. If you see a women dressed in pink and not wearing makeup, kill her.

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Fox the Only News Worth Watching

Once again Fox News was the only channel refusing to cave into the unreasonable demands of libtards for "equal time" and "fairness". Those terms sound reasonable, but they really mean "all Noam Chomsky all the time" and "shutting down all rational thought" and if we did that, where would we be?

What did Fox News do that was so terrible in the eyes of the lunatics? They declined to air Democratic propaganda after our dear Leader's speech last night. Instead, Shepard Smith did a masterful job of summarizing the dementos ravings in a refined and non-harmful way.

We applaud Fox News. Watch Fox News all the time. Except when you are reading LGF.

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Moving On to Treason

The deranged communitards at MoveOn.org marked the anniversary of the bloody attacks of 9/11 by accusing a patriotic American, General Patraeus, of betraying us. Duh. He only did that to support the troops.

They have a line in their website:

"(Click here for the thinking behind the ad)"

What thinking? Moonbats can't think because their heads are stuffed with green cheese.

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We're Back.

Blame Charles Johnson for telling me that these sites are run by hamsters. I was putting hay and Hamster Chow® in the feeder slot of their cage when some nerd told me to quit messing up the server. It didn't look like a waiter to me. It looked like a tall pizza box with blinking lights.

Is it my fault I thought the lights were to show that hamsters were still alive? Long story short: I had to figure out how to fix the waiter. Good thing I'm a coding genius. So, if you have problems with the site, it's your fault. Especially if you are using the insane liberal Firefox.

Use a browser which was made in America, moonbat!

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