Buy Ribbon Magnets! Whatever you do, don't sign up for the military yourself!
That demoralizes the troops! Let them know you really care by covering your massive SUV in ribbon magnets!
Plus, be sure to buy the ones that come from Communist China. Don't let the Leftist Unions win!
We are conservative higher order apes from the Rand System. We are not nerdy at all.
Blame Charles Johnson for telling me that these sites are run by hamsters. I was putting hay and Hamster Chow® in the feeder slot of their cage when some nerd told me to quit messing up the server. It didn't look like a waiter to me. It looked like a tall pizza box with blinking lights.
Is it my fault I thought the lights were to show that hamsters were still alive? Long story short: I had to figure out how to fix the waiter. Good thing I'm a coding genius. So, if you have problems with the site, it's your fault. Especially if you are using the insane liberal Firefox.