President's Radio Address
"Only the Iraqis can end the sectarian violence and secure their people. Their leaders understand this, and they are stepping forward to do it. But they need our help, and it is in our interests to provide that help. ... Whatever our differences on strategy and tactics, we all have a duty to ensure that our troops have what they need to succeed. ... I urge members of Congress to fulfill their responsibilities, make their views known, and to always support our men and women in harm's way."
See? I knew it was those goddamned Iraqis that fucked this war all up!
If they didn't want all this bombing and violence and shit, then why in the good goddamn did they invite us over there to blow up their shit and hang their king?
They're a bunch of goddamn ingrates if you ask me. We sure as hell didn't have to take time off from our war in Afghanistan to help those bastards out, but because we love the good baby Jesus so much, and because we love freedom and democracy and oil and all that shit, we let Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda and the Taliban go, just so we could help out the Iraqis, who we love like our own brothers and sisters, except we don't love them as much, because they don't love the good baby Jesus. They love some guy who I've been told was a child molester or some such shit. (Hey, if John Gibson says it's true, then it's fucking true
So, here we are, and the goddamn Democrats are acting like they're not going to let the president pay to send 21,224 more young men and women to die in combat. Hey, DUMB-ocrats, the president's rich! Remember?
If he wants to send 21,224 more troops to die, then he'll pay for it himself. Stupid bastards. What? You think the rich people who get the tax cuts won't chip in? Well, of course not, but they'll force their employees to pitch in, by paying them less! It's called capitalism, you dumb shits. Look it up in your stupid land based dictionary at your stupid free public library.
Maybe you can check out a copy of the L-Word on VHS while you're there, you bunch of gay-loving freaks.SURGE!!!!
I'm still proud to be one of the 29% who gets it right on Bush!