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Friday, February 23, 2007

Friday Kitler Blogging


Terrorismists Are Killink Our Klowns!

BOGOTA (Reuters) - Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters. One of the clowns was killed instantly and the second died the next day in hospital.

"The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident," Henao said in a telephone interview. "We are investigating the motive."
Dot's IT Gottdammit!

Eet was one t'ing when dey was sending in underscover squirrels to terrorismize us! But dis goes TOO FAR!

Ve MUST bomb Iran!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

We Must Bomb Iran!

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli government officials have proposed renaming a park to be built on the Jewish state's biggest garbage dump after the comatose former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, Israeli newspapers reported Tuesday.

"There can be nothing more suitable than to name the park after the prime minister who promoted its establishment," the Yedioth Ahronoth and Maariv dailies quoted Environment Minister Gideon Ezra and Cabinet Secretary Yisrael Maimon as telling the director of the park project in a letter.

"His love of the land, its landscapes and of the flora and fauna was a deep, true love."
Ve haff to give Ariel Sharon ein proper burial ground!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Der Republican Shecret Ist OUT!


Problems can be avoided if you take HAVIDOL only when you are able to immediately benefit from its effects. To fully benefit from HAVIDOL patients are encouraged to engage in activities requiring exceptional mental, motor, and consumptive coordination.
Der Bushies promised mein dis vould be kept shecret until der deat' taxes vere permanently elemonaded!!!!!!

Und look! Herr McVite! Eet comes in shuppositories! Chust like der Sam's Amerikkkan Choice De-gayer!
HAVIDOL can be taken at any time of day. HAVIDOL is available in tablets or suppositories, depending on your preference. It is recommended that suppositories be used at night.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Friday Kitler Blogging!

Mit tanks for Out of Hees Mind, mein mean, Out of Context, for der cute l'il Kitler...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

We Are Rocking And Rolling Now!

Nasdaq up 3,000 points ... by mistake
The index rose in the morning as high as 5,482.62, well above its recorded March 2000 life-time high of 5,132.52.

"It blew me away," said Bruce Zaro, chief technical strategist at Delta Global Advisors Inc., in Plymouth, Massachusetts. "I think someone pressed the wrong digit Boosh's policies are finally vorking for all der pipples!"
You zee? YOU ZEE??? All der pieces of der puzzles is fallink into place! Nuttin' can shtop us now! Ve must bomb Iran!

Monday, February 12, 2007

We Should Belief Him!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is trying to convince the world he has no intention of invading Iran, but is running into skeptics who see U.S. charges that Iran is shipping bombs into Iraq as a step toward conflict.

Having ordered two aircraft carriers to the Gulf and accused Iranians of providing Iraqi militants bombs that have killed 170 Americans, Bush and his top aides are struggling to tamp down talk that a new war is brewing.

Bush himself prompted the talk in a January 10 speech outlining his reworked Iraq strategy, by saying "Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces."
*vink vink* Jah. Ve're not going to go to war mit Iran! Mein is thinking that Iran will go to war mit us!

*vink vink*

Thursday, February 08, 2007

I blame Nancy Pelosi!

Model Anna Nicole Smith has just been pronounced dead.

If Nancy Pelosi wasn't begging for a goddamned jumbo jet, and if John Edwards would fire those Islamofascist, anti-Catholic hate-bloggers, and Ted Kennedy quit trying to pass the goddamn anti-war resolution, Anna Nicole Smith might still be alive.

THANKS DEMONCRATS!

In the meantime, here's a picture of a hot chick to help us mourn:


Mia Troche

NOTE: This hot chick is NOT Anna Nicole Smith, although it could have been, if John Kerry hadn't lied about his purple hearts in Vietnam! FLIP-FLOPPER!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

GREAT NEWS!

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (BP)--Having been ?paralyzed by shame? since news of his involvement with a male prostitute surfaced in November, Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intense psychological treatment with an e-mail to members of New Life Church in Colorado Springs, where he formerly served as pastor, Feb. 5.

?We all wanted to know why I developed such incongruity in my life. Thankfully, with the tools we gained there, along with the powerful way God has been illuminating His Word and the Holy Spirit has been convicting and healing me, we now have growing understanding which is giving me some hope for a future,? Haggard said of the treatment he and his wife received in Phoenix.

Tim Ralph, a member of the four-man board of overseers charged with guiding Haggard toward restoration, told The Denver Post that Haggard?s homosexual behavior with a male prostitute named Mike Jones was not a lifelong pattern.
You see? YOU SEE?

Now eet only takes drei weeks to de-gay, when eet used to take five years!!!!!

Dis ist great news for us!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Der Terrorismists Attack Hollywood!

LOS ANGELES, Feb 3 (Reuters Life!) - A Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide who warned the furry brown Wookiee about harassing two Japanese tourists, police said on Saturday.

"Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do," "Chewie" from the "Star Wars" movies said before slamming his head into the guide's forehead, the Los Angeles Times newspaper reported.

The 6-foot, 5-inch-(1.96-metre-) tall 44-year-old man was charged on Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles Police Department said.
Mein had to edit der Reuters version to fit der facts as Fox told dem.

Dis is disgusting, mein has to admit. Dat der Vookies would side mit der Islamofascisthomoterrorismists is scary! Dey are very hairy pipples und mein is scared of der hairy pipples!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

See? Things are going great!



BBC NEWS | Middle East | Baghdad market bomb 'kills 130'
At least 130 people have been killed and 305 injured in a lorry bombing at a market place in central Baghdad, Iraqi security officials have said. Police say the vehicle blew up in al-Sadriya district as people bought food ahead of a night-time curfew. It shattered stalls and left a huge crater in the street, in the heavily populated, predominantly Shia area. Only the Sadr City bombings in November, which killed more than 200 people, have claimed more lives.


All the liberal Jew-run media wants you to focus on is the 130 people who died! Well, what about the millions of Iraqis who didn't die today?

Goddamn liberal media!

Friday, February 02, 2007

Friday Kitler Bloggink


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